Southern Ten Commandments

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Karma3 Somewhere India

Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:49 AM CST : Southern Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County'language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN ).

Ten Commandments

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA

Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:02 AM CST : Southern Ten Commandments

I've seen this alot!

pointhunter butler, Alabama USA

Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:07 AM CST : Southern Ten Commandments

i like that

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:06 AM CST : Southern Ten Commandments

What's wrong,translating them into different Languages?

reb56 carthage, Missouri USA

Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:08 AM CST : Southern Ten Commandments

Karma3: Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County'language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN ).

Ten Commandments

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA

Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:08 AM CST : Southern Ten Commandments

Karma3: Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County'language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN ).

Ten Commandments

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

Yep, that should make it easy enough to understand.

rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta

Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:37 AM CST : Southern Ten Commandments

druidess6308: Yep, that should make it easy enough to understand.

But it misses out the bit about coverting your neighbour's ass!

NAKEDMUDPEOPLE Somewhere, California USA

Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:49 AM CST : Southern Ten Commandments

rusty_knight: But it misses out the bit about coverting your neighbour's ass!

#7, #8, #10.

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