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wonderworker: I have a few of those:

Send my mouth way down south,
And kiss my ass goodbye.
John Prine

Love one another.
Jesus

...so I gave my heart to know wisdom...and to know madness, and folly...
Ecclesiastes

I'll fling a turd at Thee..
Shakespeare

That which fails to destroy me,strengthens me.
Nietzche

Goodnight you moonlight ladies..
James Taylor

...for I would escort love to the edge of death.. and draw her out again...
Obscure novel
Little known Author I got bunches when we all got time.

wixomwizard: I would have made a great Pope-Richard Nixon

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted-Mae West

How many polyesters did you have to kill to make that suit-Steve Martin

A hippie is someone who yells like Tarzan, looks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah-Ronald Reagan

Golf is a good walk....ruined-Mark Twain

Screw the Detroit Police...let them find their own broads-Soupy Sales

If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch-unknown

If at first you don't succeed, screw it...you could'nt do it anyway-me

wixomwizard: I would have made a great Pope-Richard Nixon

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted-Mae West

How many polyesters did you have to kill to make that suit-Steve Martin

A hippie is someone who yells like Tarzan, looks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah-Ronald Reagan

Golf is a good walk....ruined-Mark Twain

Screw the Detroit Police...let them find their own broads-Soupy Sales

If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch-unknown

If at first you don't succeed, screw it...you could'nt do it anyway-me

druidess6308: My favorite Mae West quote is "When I'm good, I'm very, very good. And when I'm bad, I'm better."

The_Kansan: My friend, Wonderworker, inadvertantly started me on this particular bent and so should probably be either flogged or flowered appropriately.

Two excerpts. Two authors, each well known in his own right, but perhaps not as widely read as other literary giants:

1st:

When I was daft as urchins are
And full of fairy lore
I shot an arrow at a star
And hit... the barnyard door.

I've shot at heaps of stars since then
And always it's the same;
A barnyard door has mocked me when
Sirius was my aim.

But I'll shoot starward as before
Tho' wide my arrows fall,
I'd rather hit a big barn door
Than never aim at all.2nd:

"It's a helluva' thing. When a man opens a book or fires a gun he has no idea what the affect will be or how far the shot will travel."

So come on you deep thinkers and ponderers of the imponderable. Share your thoughts and ideas on the subject(s). I'm curious to know your take on these things...

wonderworker: G. bodhi,
Good shit.
Author?

Galactic_bodhi: That would be me. ::handshake:

mindfful: tic tac two
whats that stuck to my shoe

could be mud
or maybe dung
its been there since
i was young

im afraid to get too close
and have to answer by my nose

whats that goo on my shoe

Galactic_bodhi: You mean this one?

mindfful: it aint very hoity toity but i liked it

fer top o the head and all

Galactic_bodhi: It was good. I tend not to post in reply to other poetry posts because its all subjective, you know?

mindfful: well then i have subjectively had some sort of yuk on my shoe for a long time

In response to: My friend, Wonderworker, inadvertantly started me on this particular bent and so should probably be either flogged or flowered appropriately.

Two excerpts. Two authors, each well known in his own right, but perhaps not as widely read as other literary giants:

1st:

When I was daft as urchins are
And full of fairy lore
I shot an arrow at a star
And hit... the barnyard door.

I've shot at heaps of stars since then
And always it's the same;
A barnyard door has mocked me when
Sirius was my aim.

But I'll shoot starward as before
Tho' wide my arrows fall,
I'd rather hit a big barn door
Than never aim at all.2nd:

"It's a helluva' thing. When a man opens a book or fires a gun he has no idea what the affect will be or how far the shot will travel."

So come on you deep thinkers and ponderers of the imponderable. Share your thoughts and ideas on the subject(s). I'm curious to know your take on these things...