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pikengren lake worth, Florida USA
Wed May 27, 2009 9:32 PM CST : random thought and one liners
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
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pikengren lake worth, Florida USA
Wed May 27, 2009 9:34 PM CST : random thought and one liners
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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pikengren lake worth, Florida USA
Wed May 27, 2009 9:36 PM CST : random thought and one liners
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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santarosaPaul Santa Rosa, CA, California USA
Wed May 27, 2009 9:55 PM CST : random thought and one liners
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. dunno

WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE? BOO-BEE. blushing

Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted. rolling on the floor laughing
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SensualVixen Tampa Bay area, Florida USA
Wed May 27, 2009 10:01 PM CST : random thought and one liners
If you take Excedrin PM before noon will it not work?
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YewEye Racine, Wisconsin USA
Wed May 27, 2009 10:04 PM CST : random thought and one liners
"I used spot remover on my dog... He's gone.."--Steven Wright
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SensualVixen Tampa Bay area, Florida USA
Wed May 27, 2009 10:06 PM CST : random thought and one liners
While doing her laundry the husband tells the wife to throw in some diet pills into the washer as a hint to her weight. Instead she poured Miracle Grow in his underwear.........
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JimNastics Kingston, New Jersey USA
Wed May 27, 2009 10:09 PM CST : random thought and one liners
More Carlin witicisms ?


Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway ?
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Wed May 27, 2009 10:43 PM CST : random thought and one liners
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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pikengren lake worth, Florida USA
Wed May 27, 2009 11:47 PM CST : random thought and one liners
YewEye: "I used spot remover on my dog... He's gone.."--Steven Wright

lol, steven wright.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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sasseez lakes entrance, Victoria Australia
Wed May 27, 2009 11:53 PM CST : random thought and one liners
A day without sunshine is like, night. roll eyes
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santarosaPaul Santa Rosa, CA, California USA
Thu May 28, 2009 12:21 AM CST : random thought and one liners
A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once. mumbling

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
and blamed it on the cost of living.uh oh

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Arealguy69 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Thu May 28, 2009 12:33 AM CST : random thought and one liners
When i die, i want to go like my grandad, peacefully and in his sleep.......
Not screaming like the passengers in his car......grin
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sasseez lakes entrance, Victoria Australia
Thu May 28, 2009 12:38 AM CST : random thought and one liners
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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drivenbysound Southeast, Missouri USA
Thu May 28, 2009 12:40 AM CST : random thought and one liners
How many dead people are in a cemetary?





All of them.
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Arealguy69 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Thu May 28, 2009 12:43 AM CST : random thought and one liners
Polygamy is having too many wives....
Monogamy is pretty much the same thing.....grin
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sasseez lakes entrance, Victoria Australia
Thu May 28, 2009 12:46 AM CST : random thought and one liners
Arealguy69: Polygamy is having too many wives....
Monogamy is pretty much the same thing.....
laugh laugh that made me laugh
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Arealguy69 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Thu May 28, 2009 12:48 AM CST : random thought and one liners
sasseez: that made me laugh


heya Sass... wave hug
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pikengren lake worth, Florida USA
Thu May 28, 2009 12:52 AM CST : random thought and one liners
scientists, after many years of research, have finally determined that there is a single food responsible for the loss of sexual appetite in women. wedding cake.
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sasseez lakes entrance, Victoria Australia
Thu May 28, 2009 12:54 AM CST : random thought and one liners
Arealguy69: heya Sass...
Hey Areal wave wine
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