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mercy Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
Fri May 29, 2009 5:22 AM CST : House Husband
Anyone interested to be a house husband? Knowing that the economy is bad etc etc, I am looking for a male maid/husband. Vacancy available. Any applicants?banana
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri May 29, 2009 5:23 AM CST : House Husband
Superb. This will be fun.

I like your style.

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mercy Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
Fri May 29, 2009 5:24 AM CST : House Husband
rolling on the floor laughing hug handshake
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SummerUK Washington, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Fri May 29, 2009 5:26 AM CST : House Husband

Will he have to wear a pinny?


giggle
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CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
Fri May 29, 2009 5:29 AM CST : House Husband
mercy: Anyone interested to be a house husband? Knowing that the economy is bad etc etc, I am looking for a male maid/husband. Vacancy available. Any applicants?


Can you specify the conditions.
For all I know at the moment with your brief post, I could end up living the life of Ang San Suu Kyi, the leader of the Democratic party in Burma, who was awarded the Nobel peace prize in 1991, which all sounds fine, but she's been in bloody house arrest for the past 19 years.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri May 29, 2009 5:30 AM CST : House Husband
Do you need some help Mercy, Summer and I could assist with the applications.

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mercy Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
Fri May 29, 2009 5:30 AM CST : House Husband
Tarzan style betteryay
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri May 29, 2009 5:30 AM CST : House Husband
CaptainBeirutIII: Can you specify the conditions.
For all I know at the moment with your brief post, I could end up living the life of Ang San Suu Kyi, the leader of the Democratic party in Burma, who was awarded the Nobel peace prize in 1991, which all sounds fine, but she's been in bloody house arrest for the past 19 years.


Eh!

You have the dishes to do.

Get out.

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SummerUK Washington, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Fri May 29, 2009 5:32 AM CST : House Husband
Sommerauer71: Do you need some help Mercy, Summer and I could assist with the applications.



Yep absoutely fabulous idea


Ok men! Get in line to see if the loin cloth fits. Its what the lady has requested.






grin
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CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
Fri May 29, 2009 5:34 AM CST : House Husband
Maybe I should write my list of conditions, regardless of ending up as a house slave in this wimman's house or not.

Yeah, I think that might be a good idea, to have a ready list of conditions, with whomever I move in.

1. Is there a telly?
2. Do they show football on above mentioned telly?
3. Can I bring mates over?
4. Will I or your mother be more important?
5. If an x-girlfriend calls me, and I didn't ask her to, will I get a bollocking for it?
6. Do you store your tomato in the fridge?
7. ....

I'll come up with more, a lot more.
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mercy Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
Fri May 29, 2009 5:34 AM CST : House Husband
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No conditions pls!

Just a simple man,
Sincere by heart,
True in words and deeds,
God fearing if he beliefs in God,
and if Atheist,
no problem,
Just DON'T destroy mankind.

How? Enough conditions set?
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri May 29, 2009 5:34 AM CST : House Husband
SummerUK: Yep absoutely fabulous ideaOk men! Get in line to see if the loin cloth fits. Its what the lady has requested.


Honestly, the only one applicant so far is a man that should be washing the dishes now...

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mercy Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
Fri May 29, 2009 5:35 AM CST : House Husband
yes, all help welcome!!!!!!!!!dancing
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri May 29, 2009 5:35 AM CST : House Husband
CaptainBeirutIII: Maybe I should write my list of conditions, regardless of ending up as a house slave in this wimman's house or not.

Yeah, I think that might be a good idea, to have a ready list of conditions, with whomever I move in.

1. Is there a telly?
2. Do they show football on above mentioned telly?
3. Can I bring mates over?
4. Will I or your mother be more important?
5. If an x-girlfriend calls me, and I didn't ask her to, will I get a bollocking for it?
6. Do you store your tomato in the fridge?
7. ....

I'll come up with more, a lot more.


Oh dear.

Here we go.

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CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
Fri May 29, 2009 5:36 AM CST : House Husband
Sommerauer71: Eh!

You have the dishes to do.

Get out.


Look, in the household I'll be running, there will be nothing but paper plates and plastic cutlery.

Do you know how many orgasms a week one can achieve just during the time spent doing dishes?
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Fri May 29, 2009 5:37 AM CST : House Husband
mercy: Anyone interested to be a house husband? Knowing that the economy is bad etc etc, I am looking for a male maid/husband. Vacancy available. Any applicants?




so long as i get to do the grocery shoping in a new ferrari, we get a female gardener (i get to pick), and house maid (yeah i pick that one too), i can have my toys (long list) and regular "kitchen passes" to hang out with my work enslaved buddies so i can show off my latest toy..... oh and since there are no actual "days off" for house husbands/wives, i get to have "time off" to watch the games on the 60" plasma TV every Sunday.... and i also get nagging rights (to include "not tonight honey im just not in the mood"!!!!

head banger
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri May 29, 2009 5:37 AM CST : House Husband
mercy: yes, all help welcome!!!!!!!!!


Super.

Summer and I will assist and fish out the ones that are not suitable. Then we will line them all up, have a clipboard and tick off who should be in the final.

Then we'll have a phone vote, our very own CS has Talent.

Simon Cowell will be quaking in his too high trousers and his Gucci shoes.



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SummerUK Washington, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Fri May 29, 2009 5:37 AM CST : House Husband
Sommerauer71: Honestly, the only one applicant so far is a man that should be washing the dishes now...


Hmmmmm! I thought there would be alot more. I'm shocked.

Dishes? Doesn't the old ear pulling thing work to keep him in line?

devil
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Tommyutah salt lake city , Utah USA
Fri May 29, 2009 5:38 AM CST : House Husband
Can I have a bottomless credit card and a really expensive car and boss you around?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri May 29, 2009 5:38 AM CST : House Husband
CaptainBeirutIII: Look, in the household I'll be running, there will be nothing but paper plates and plastic cutlery.

Do you know how many orgasms a week one can achieve just during the time spent doing dishes?


Peasant.

In the household you'll be running?????!!!!????

Oh yes, I'd like to see that one.

We all know who wears the trousers in that household.

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