CaptainBeirutIII: Hi, my name is Bajram Owulja
I write to you because I received this link from a reliable source that you are a decent helpful group of people, and I am in desperate need of assistance.
My father was Bajram Owulja Prince Jr, a famous businessman in Uzbekistan who was apprehended by the mountain police and killed.
Before he was killed, he managed to hide our savings in a secret place, which only I know of. I am currently living in Uzbekistan but am seeking help from someone in Western Europe to aid me in relocating our family wealth, to transfer it to one of your countries.
It is a matter of 1,205.000 pair of wimmin shoes, of all sorts. There are high heel shoes in red, blue, gold, silver, even a pair of glass shoes. There are summer sandals, winter boots made from real yak leather, and there are flip-flops, sneakers, bridal shoes, business shoes, evening shoes, and army style boots.
The brands included are Ghucci, Dolce&Gibbon, Adihash, Pradda, Birkenschmuck and K-smart.
My predicament is that in order to get the shoes out of the country, we need to supply border guards with 2 crates of Kalashnikov.
If you send two crates of Kalashnikov, to get the shoes out of the country, you will receive 20%, which equals 105,000 pair of shoes, as soon as they are secure in a western European country.
Please email me for details and further instructions at bajramowulja@jahoo.com
Trying to pull a fast one eh?
Don't pay attention ladies, he is just trying to make space in his closet as I have taken up some space.