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raphael118 arlington, Virginia USA
Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
A very attractive woman, from Bulgaria of all places, gave me her phone number at my request. She's half my age..... What should I do next?

1) Pack my suitcase.

2) Buy a hearing aid.

3) Buy a dog.

4) Lay off the Vodka.blues

5) Call her first.

6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name) drinking doh

7) Any other ideas?
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gangel Hampshire, England, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:10 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
5thumbs up
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BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:39 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
raphael118: A very attractive woman, from Bulgaria of all places, gave me her phone number at my request. She's half my age..... What should I do next?

1) Pack my suitcase.

2) Buy a hearing aid.

3) Buy a dog.

4) Lay off the Vodka.

5) Call her first.

6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name)

7) Any other ideas?



just forget her

AND SEND ME HER PHONE NUMBER.......grin
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sambhava Vasteras, Vastmanland Sweden
Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:08 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Ask which bank she wants the money sent to....
In response to: A very attractive woman, from Bulgaria of all places, gave me her phone number at my request. She's half my age..... What should I do next?

1) Pack my suitcase.

2) Buy a hearing aid.

3) Buy a dog.

4) Lay off the Vodka.

5) Call her first.

6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name)

7) Any other ideas?
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raphael118 arlington, Virginia USA
Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:36 PM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
sambhava: Ask which bank she wants the money sent to....



I would just stick a few twenties in my shoe if I was going to do that.
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:53 PM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
BOBANBOBAN: just forget her

AND SEND ME HER PHONE NUMBER.......


Hey! I was going to write that! conversing very mad laugh
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:54 PM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
raphael118: A very attractive woman, from Bulgaria of all places, gave me her phone number at my request. She's half my age..... What should I do next?

1) Pack my suitcase.

2) Buy a hearing aid.

3) Buy a dog.

4) Lay off the Vodka.

5) Call her first.

6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name)

7) Any other ideas?


Buying a dog will at least guarantee companionship! wine
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jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:55 PM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Go there with two bottles of vodka ...thumbs up devil
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:56 PM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Buy two bottls of vodka and a toupee...angel

jvaski: Go there with two bottles of vodka ...
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dillydally Strathclyde, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:02 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Lagoona22: Buy two bottls of vodka and a toupee...




Buy two bottles of Vodka ,a toupee and a canoe thumbs up can never go wrong with a canoe
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:04 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Buy ONE dog and take it with you to Bulgaria with TWO bottles of vodka.

Buy a beaver hat.

Get dog to sniff beaver hat and tell dog:

'Go fetch!'

Find table with two chairs outside bar.

Order two empty glasses.

Open top of first bottle of vodka.

Wait for dog to come back.

Good luck!

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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:06 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
dillydally: Buy two bottles of Vodka ,a toupee and a canoe can never go wrong with a canoe


Paddle up creek with two bottles of vodka.

Drink vodka.

Get hungry and nibble toupee and start thinking:

'Why didn't I bring my fishing rod?'

dunno
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:08 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Buy 2 bottles vodka, a toupee and a canoe. Hire Dilly to bribe the guards at the border...angel
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Ocee35 Jackson, Michigan USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:10 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
dillydally: Buy two bottles of Vodka ,a toupee and a canoe can never go wrong with a canoe



He shouldn't need a canoe, she should already have one,

with a little man in it.






bouquet
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:13 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Is the little man in it the border guard??...confused

Ocee35: He shouldn't need a canoe, she should already have one,

with a little man in it.
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:13 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Ocee35: He shouldn't need a canoe, she should already have one,

with a little man in it.


Yes but finding such a woman on the internet you have to go to:

www.bulgarianchickswithcanoesupcreek4u.com
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dillydally Strathclyde, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:16 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Lagoona22: Buy 2 bottles vodka, a toupee and a canoe. Hire Dilly to bribe the guards at the border...



Il bribe the guards with a tit each .... your gonna have to carry the canoe tho as iv no idea when the old indian lady decided to hide inside it .Trust me when i say trust me .............. i also like bananas with my guards .
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Ocee35 Jackson, Michigan USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:18 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Lagoona22: Is the little man in it the border guard??...


Yep, if he don't like you,

you're not gettin' in.
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:21 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
Two tits in a canoe, drunk as a lord, and your toupee's damp......now you're you're really up a creek mate..now, who's got a banana for Dilly??.......doh

dillydally: Il bribe the guards with a tit each .... your gonna have to carry the canoe tho as iv no idea when the old indian lady decided to hide inside it .Trust me when i say trust me .............. i also like bananas with my guards .
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:23 AM CST : Dating in Bulgaria
dillydally: Il bribe the guards with a tit each .... your gonna have to carry the canoe tho as iv no idea when the old indian lady decided to hide inside it .Trust me when i say trust me .............. i also like bananas with my guards .


I am the border guard! blushing batting
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