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petalbabe Ogdensburg, New York, Cork Ireland
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:23 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
Well, my problem is this..

I'm a Gold Digger, but I just cant seem to find a victim..

I dont do laundry..

I dont want to look after anyone else's children..

I'm ONLY after the $$$$$$$$$$$....

I'll "put out" if I have to, but only because I want the cash, and I CERTAINLY wont enjoy it..

I have so many Ulterior Motives, I've lost track of counting them on my long, red, bitchy nails..


I've tried, and tried to find my next victim, but all the guys left in the world just seem to see the best in us women, and just WONT believe that I am, indeed a Gold Digger, because they simply dont believe that there are any left in the world..

What AM I to do???? Any takers???


grin


hole doh





NB - This missive is totally Without Prejudice..I reserve the right to become a genuine, trusting, sincere lady at a moment's notice..
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:26 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
petalbabe: Well, my problem is this..

I'm a Gold Digger, but I just cant seem to find a victim..

I dont do laundry..

I dont want to look after anyone else's children..

I'm ONLY after the $$$$$$$$$$$....

I'll "put out" if I have to, but only because I want the cash, and I CERTAINLY wont enjoy it..

I have so many Ulterior Motives, I've lost track of counting them on my long, red, bitchy nails..I've tried, and tried to find my next victim, but all the guys left in the world just seem to see the best in us women, and just WONT believe that I am, indeed a Gold Digger, because they simply dont believe that there are any left in the world..

What AM I to do???? Any takers??? NB - This missive is totally Without Prejudice..I reserve the right to become a genuine, trusting, sincere lady at a moment's notice..


I stopped being a "victim" long ago, but I have been known to volunteer once in a while..grin
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petalbabe Ogdensburg, New York, Cork Ireland
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:28 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
HJFinAZ: I stopped being a "victim" long ago, but I have been known to volunteer once in a while..


laugh laugh laugh laugh

Kinda guessed you would appear on here, HJ!!wink

Volunteer, Victim...Its all V to me...dunno


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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:28 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
petalbabe: Well, my problem is this..

I'm a Gold Digger, but I just cant seem to find a victim..

I dont do laundry..

I dont want to look after anyone else's children..

I'm ONLY after the $$$$$$$$$$$....

I'll "put out" if I have to, but only because I want the cash, and I CERTAINLY wont enjoy it..

I have so many Ulterior Motives, I've lost track of counting them on my long, red, bitchy nails..I've tried, and tried to find my next victim, but all the guys left in the world just seem to see the best in us women, and just WONT believe that I am, indeed a Gold Digger, because they simply dont believe that there are any left in the world..

What AM I to do???? Any takers??? NB - This missive is totally Without Prejudice..I reserve the right to become a genuine, trusting, sincere lady at a moment's notice..


Want to know my motives for being a volunteer??devil
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RDM59 Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:28 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
Are you a dentist by any chance ?

I have a gold filling needing a good dig at laugh rolling on the floor laughing wine
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:29 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
petalbabe: Kinda guessed you would appear on here, HJ!!

Volunteer, Victim...Its all V to me...


No problem, as long as it ain't VD!!!

uh oh






hole
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petalbabe Ogdensburg, New York, Cork Ireland
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:29 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
RDM59: Are you a dentist by any chance ?

I have a gold filling needing a good dig at


Well, Ive not qualified yet, but Im a dab hand at handling a drill...

grin
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petalbabe Ogdensburg, New York, Cork Ireland
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:30 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
HJFinAZ: No problem, as long as it ain't VD!!!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing professor
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:36 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
petalbabe: Well, Ive not qualified yet, but Im a dab hand at handling a drill...


If some nice young lady wants to handle me, I will gladly drill her..innocent
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petalbabe Ogdensburg, New York, Cork Ireland
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:38 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
HJFinAZ: If some nice young lady wants to handle me, I will gladly drill her..


Thats a shame, because Im NOT NICE!devil

wink


I could be persuaded to change my ways, however..angel
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:39 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
Please send back the air ticket....mumbling
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:40 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
petalbabe: Thats a shame, because Im NOT NICE!

I could be persuaded to change my ways, however..


No problem, neither am I..wink
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petalbabe Ogdensburg, New York, Cork Ireland
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:40 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
Lagoona22: Please send back the air ticket....


Nope, not a chance..professor

With all the air tickets Ive emassed, I'll be off on my World Trip quicker than you can slide your ATM Card in..

grin
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pebblesbamban Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:41 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
Nice profile....cool
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:42 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
petalbabe: Nope, not a chance..

With all the air tickets Ive emassed, I'll be off on my World Trip quicker than you can slide your ATM Card in..


thumbs up thumbs up

Sucker born every minute..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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pebblesbamban Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:44 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
Cooool..cool

For men only.....
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petalbabe Ogdensburg, New York, Cork Ireland
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:44 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
pebblesbamban: Nice profile....


Thanks, Pebs!

I dont know, GF, whats wrong with all these guys?? They just insist on seeing the good in us women all the time, and just wont believe that some of us are, indeed, just after their cash..

I dont know..dunno






laugh laugh laugh laugh
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petalbabe Ogdensburg, New York, Cork Ireland
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:46 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
HJFinAZ: Sucker born every minute..


wink

How true..

I was talking about the self same subject with my Best Friend, Joan Collins, only the other day..cool


grin
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pebblesbamban Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:48 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
petalbabe: Thanks, Pebs!

I dont know, GF, whats wrong with all these guys?? They just insist on seeing the good in us women all the time, and just wont believe that some of us are, indeed, just after their cash..

I dont know..



I have bad luck... I want the man for free cost.... But they love Gold Digger....cool
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virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:50 PM CST : Im a Gold Digger, Help!!
rolling on the floor laughing .....But Petal,here in New Zealand because you are a Woman.......you are considered to be a 'Victim'.....by us evil,evil....Male chauvinist Sexist 'abusing' Men.......please communicate via email to the 'Ministry of Woman's affairs' here in New Zealand.....they will send you confirmation of Victim status......... laugh


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