I wouldn't dilly dally
With a gal called Sally
I'd never turn a girl down who goes by 'Sue'
I'd never rebuff a Kate
Nor leave it far too late to
Even think about having 'things to do'
I'd never bang a M'am
Who pushes a child's pram
Or even if we went to see the zoo
I've seen hairy apes, gorillas
And several sweet chinchillas
But never loved one quite as much as YOU
You're everything to me
It's plain for all to see
I love you and adore everything you do
You're the sweetest gal in town
Please - wipe away that frown
And please, let me know just one little thing
Before I kneel right down
And ask you for your hand
Now, darling, please don't me mad with me
I went and bought the ring
You made my heart go 'Ping'
(Or was that other parts of me?
)
Let's quit playing this game
Before I fly to Spain
Please let me escape my misery
I'm down on bended knee
And dying for a pee
Now tell me - WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING NAME?
