Okay just a few that spring to mind
Why do you get up at 5 am and your still late in leaving the house at 9?
Where is the logic in buying 2 for 1 when you only need 1 and the other goes off and gets thrown away?
Whats so wonderful about shoes anyway?
Why do you need a different handbag for each day of the week?
Who lied to you and said men were physic and could read your minds?
If something is wrong why say everything fine?
You keep saying that the secret to a successful relationship is to talk, yet when you’re angry you give us the silent treatment.
Just what is the difference between all those shampoos?
Why is it such a big deal to put the toilet seat down when you want to use it?[/quote]
Dear Sir,
From the bottom of my heart I am begging you to try this little experiment.
Background. I grew up with 2 brothers and have been married twice.Tonight before you go to bed, leave the seat up. (Just bear with me here). Please eat something that will ensure that you need to do a number 2 (thus the need to sit down) at about 3 a.m. Stumble into the washroom at 3 a.m.. Do not...I repeat, do not turn on the light. And sit down quite heavily (because that is what one does at 3 a.m. in the morning).....
I guarantee, that by 3:01 a.m., you will understand the need to never ever ask that question again.
Good evening sir.