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raphael118 arlington, Virginia USA
Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:38 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
My girlfriend won't let me walk her dog- she says I'm too ugly and it embarrasses her bitch. I say shes got it wrong -that could only happen if I was a girl and her dog was a male! Please leave my looks out of this thread.
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BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:41 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
raphael118: My girlfriend won't let me walk her dog- she says I'm too ugly and it embarrasses her bitch. I say shes got it wrong -that could only happen if I was a girl and her dog was a male! Please leave my looks out of this thread.





But still... you would love to walk the bitch???

uh oh
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pebblesbamban Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:43 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
raphael118: My girlfriend won't let me walk her dog- she says I'm too ugly and it embarrasses her bitch. I say shes got it wrong -that could only happen if I was a girl and her dog was a male! Please leave my looks out of this thread.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

What happen to the people today... lol...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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ali110 karachi, Sindh Pakistan
Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:47 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
raphael118: My girlfriend won't let me walk her dog- she says I'm too ugly and it embarrasses her bitch. I say shes got it wrong -that could only happen if I was a girl and her dog was a male! Please leave my looks out of this thread.
you are not ugly,cheers
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Witchaywoman Carpentersville, Illinois USA
Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:53 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
WTF has gotten into people tonight? professor
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:06 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
Your girlfriend's dog??...my OWN dog insists on walking on the other side of the road when we go walkies...!!doh
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justadawg lubbock, Texas USA
Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:13 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
Lagoona22: Your girlfriend's dog??...my OWN dog insists on walking on the other side of the road when we go walkies...!!
not worry i am so ugly my kids shave my as and ask me to walk backwardsbanana
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raphael118 arlington, Virginia USA
Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:14 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
1. By the bulge in his back pocket. (handome)
2. By the bulge in his front pocket. (depends on the beholder)
3. If he shakes hands with his nose. (ugly)
4. If his dentures protrude more than 2 inches from his mouth (some say 1 inch but that is a subject for another thread).(ugly)
5. If he doesnt say excuse me when he does something so gross the dog gets up, howls, and runs away. (very ugly)
6. Doesnt enjoy sick humor.



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SummerUK Washington, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:19 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
In response to: My girlfriend won't let me walk her dog- she says I'm too ugly and it embarrasses her bitch. I say shes got it wrong -that could only happen if I was a girl and her dog was a male! Please leave my looks out of this thread.


Theres plenty of very handsome men on here but they are pretty ugly to me when they open their mushes

grin
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Inthewoods Colorado Springs, Colorado USA
Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:23 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
By their handshake
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:24 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
Definition of an ugly man: You write flowers and mails to scammers, and they ignore you.....

doh rolling on the floor laughing
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pebblesbamban Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania USA
Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:27 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
SummerUK: Theres plenty of very handsome men on here but they are pretty ugly to me when they open their mushes


Oh!! girl... u say the true... handsome until don't open his mouth....thumbs up

I prefer poor man, old but strong.....wink
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:29 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
How to tell an ugly guy from a handsome guy? - The handsome guy's the one with the girl, stupid....

doh laugh
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Laura25 Somewhere, New York USA
Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:29 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
raphael118: My girlfriend won't let me walk her dog- she says I'm too ugly and it embarrasses her bitch. I say shes got it wrong -that could only happen if I was a girl and her dog was a male! Please leave my looks out of this thread.


It's kinda tough to comment on 'how to tell an ugly man from a handsome one' without talking about "looks" in this thread.

Should we create another thread and post a link here? hmmm
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raphael118 arlington, Virginia USA
Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:14 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
THAT WOULD BE SADISTIC---DONT U DARE!
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mikey7777 la porte, Indiana USA
Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:18 PM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
I double dog dare ya. Lolz. Punz lolz
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Dmire kingston, Kingston Jamaica
Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:23 PM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
In response to: My girlfriend won't let me walk her dog- she says I'm too ugly and it embarrasses her bitch. I say shes got it wrong -that could only happen if I was a girl and her dog was a male! Please leave my looks out of this thread.


Beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder.Not every woman including those who are here will perceive you as an ugly man.May be is a way to tell you to keep off from her
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TheresMyFriend Gadsden, Alabama USA
Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:30 PM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
It would be the size of the "bank account" that would make the difference. JMO cheers
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princessmeggy Genoa, Nebraska USA
Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:36 PM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
LOL!! You go girl!! laugh cheering
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bestat45 saint john, New Brunswick Canada
Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:46 PM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
TheresMyFriend: It would be the size of the "bank account" that would make the difference. JMO
snicker...you keep saying thatlaugh not true you know.scold laugh
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