How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?

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rohaan Coos Bay, Oregon USA
Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:14 PM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
raphael118: 1. By the bulge in his back pocket. (handome)
2. By the bulge in his front pocket. (depends on the beholder)
3. If he shakes hands with his nose. (ugly)
4. If his dentures protrude more than 2 inches from his mouth (some say 1 inch but that is a subject for another thread).(ugly)
5. If he doesnt say excuse me when he does something so gross the dog gets up, howls, and runs away. (very ugly)
6. Doesnt enjoy sick humor.
laugh rolling on the floor laughing cool thumbs up So on it!
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sjenner San Diego, California USA
Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:11 PM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
Easy, if women ignore you and turn you down for dates you are not attractive to most women.

I don't care what women think anymore- just travel to exotic places. Foreign women love men from other places!
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caspatch galena, Missouri USA
Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:15 PM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
women would say it makes no diff ugly or not you can tell them and tell them and tell them they don't listenrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kkitty2 somewhere in Minnesota, Minnesota USA
Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:58 PM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
I always thought that you could tell what size the mans penis was confused
you know by the size of his fingers on his hands wink
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gopi59 limassol, Limassol Cyprus
Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:08 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
raphael118: My girlfriend won't let me walk her dog- she says I'm too ugly and it embarrasses her bitch. I say shes got it wrong -that could only happen if I was a girl and her dog was a male! Please leave my looks out of this thread.


Walk your girlfriend with a leash on.........laugh
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love74 liepzig, Saxony-Anhalt Germany
Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:30 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
Are you really that ugly,if you are then Flavor of love need some appologies.laugh
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cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:39 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
SummerUK: Theres plenty of very handsome men on here but they are pretty ugly to me when they open their mushes


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oranges2apples hamilton, Montana USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:49 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
you're so ugly you can't walk her dog???? so she has such low selfesteem that you can still walk with her???? does she make you walk 10 steps behind her?? get your own dog and a real woman to spend your time with, onne that will suport youcheers
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dirko63 brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:54 AM CST : How do you tell an ugly man from a handsome one?
Have you noticed its the ugly guys that get the good looking woman

and the ugly woman get the good looking guys

if you havent got a woman youre half ugly laugh grin
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