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bestbefore poole, Dorset, England UK
Having downed a few drinks in a bar, a woman turns round to a guy looks him in the eye and says" Listen here good looking,I screw everybody,anytime,any place,your place, my place,front door,back door,on the ground,standing up or sitting down,naked or clothed,dirty or clean it makes no difference. Been doing it since I left college and I love it.

Eyes wide open the guy replies " No kidding ! I'm a lawyer too! What firm do you work for?"
bestbefore: Having downed a few drinks in a bar, a woman turns round to a guy looks him in the eye and says" Listen here good looking,I screw everybody,anytime,any place,your place, my place,front door,back door,on the ground,standing up or sitting down,naked or clothed,dirty or clean it makes no difference. Been doing it since I left college and I love it.

Eyes wide open the guy replies " No kidding ! I'm a lawyer too! What firm do you work for?"




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whaaat den, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
bestbefore: Having downed a few drinks in a bar, a woman turns round to a guy looks him in the eye and says" Listen here good looking,I screw everybody,anytime,any place,your place, my place,front door,back door,on the ground,standing up or sitting down,naked or clothed,dirty or clean it makes no difference. Been doing it since I left college and I love it.

Eyes wide open the guy replies " No kidding ! I'm a lawyer too! What firm do you work for?"


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