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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:48 PM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
In the UK we don't idolise people so much and we have a very cruel sense of humour.

A kid told me a joke yesterday.

Apparently an undertaker wants to melt Michael Jackson down and make plastic toys out of the resultant 'gunge' - then kids can play with him rather than vice versa.

Sick humour - yes.

Funny.................... not really.

Should we make fun of the dead?

Why not? dunno
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Galactic_bodhi Portland, Oregon USA
Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:49 PM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
I make fun of dinosaurs all the time. dunno


Three triceratops go to a brothel because they're feeling horny...
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Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:53 PM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
I like to think that making fun of tragedies are humanity's way of dealing with it.
Well, the fun people anyways.
Taking things too seriously is a sure way to an stroke... not the good kind either.
imo
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:28 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
RobertC2: In the UK we don't idolise people so much and we have a very cruel sense of humour.

A kid told me a joke yesterday.

Apparently an undertaker wants to melt Michael Jackson down and make plastic toys out of the resultant 'gunge' - then kids can play with him rather than vice versa.

Sick humour - yes.

Funny.................... not really.

Should we make fun of the dead?

Why not?
Well, I've got a macabre gruesome bad sense of humour so I'll say yes thumbs up laugh
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CaySea Follow the yellow brick road, Western Australia Australia
Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:30 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
I was getting the jokes before I had even seen he was dead.
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Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA
Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:56 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
Most public figures are not as great as they are presented upon death. They take a dump like the rest of us. I'd include MJ in that mix.

Very few have I idolized. I do feel for his family members.
With that said, some of the jokes going around are funny.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:00 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
Indyfella: Most public figures are not as great as they are presented upon death. They take a dump like the rest of us. I'd include MJ in that mix.

Very few have I idolized. I do feel for his family members.
With that said, some of the jokes going around are funny.
Very sensible Indy. Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight. Let's blame it on the boogie.
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Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:13 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
Sommerauer71: Very sensible Indy. Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight. Let's blame it on the boogie.



I'm sure when when I take my celestial dirt nap people will have a few laughs on me. laugh
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stefonline Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:26 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
Indyfella: I'm sure when when I take my celestial dirt nap people will have a few laughs on me.



No disrepect to Michael Jackson as I totally admired him and he made my late twenties and early thirties with his music and theatrics....applause applause

This one I was told the other day in a news agent's/post office....

"What did Michael Jackson say to the Doctor that was treating him by his bedside the other night"


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"Beat it" beat it...beat it.....beat it........just beat it.....dancing dancing dancing dancing dancing dancing


Miss you Michael.....you are one of a kind....teddybear
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RayfromUSA vienne, Rhone-Alpes France
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:31 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
Sommerauer71: Very sensible Indy. Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight. Let's blame it on the boogie.


On Obama?
Yeah, come to think of it, you're probably right.
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bodleing Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:38 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
These kind of jokes always appear regardless of
the victim(s) involved.
Jokes like these appeared just a couple of days
after the death of Princess Di, and 9/11 for that
matter.

Its up to the individual to decide where to draw
the line I guess.






dunno
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Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:38 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
Raven0: I like to think that making fun of tragedies are humanity's way of dealing with it.
Well, the fun people anyways.
Taking things too seriously is a sure way to an stroke... not the good kind either.
imo


Is dying a tragedy or just a fact of life? Everyone is going to die whether you like it or not.

People are saddened by death out of pure selfishness. Death is just the next step in life.
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Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:39 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
Sommerauer71: Very sensible Indy. Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight. Let's blame it on the boogie.


OMG... what a racist comment....
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whaaat den, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:39 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
RobertC2: In the UK we don't idolise people so much and we have a very cruel sense of humour.

A kid told me a joke yesterday.

Apparently an undertaker wants to melt Michael Jackson down and make plastic toys out of the resultant 'gunge' - then kids can play with him rather than vice versa.

Sick humour - yes.

Funny.................... not really.

Should we make fun of the dead?

Why not?


No, i find it to be cruel, making fun of dead people. Let them rest in peace. if we wanted to make fun/jokes beter do it when they are still alive. just my thoughts
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Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:45 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
whaaat: No, i find it to be cruel, making fun of dead people. Let them rest in peace. if we wanted to make fun/jokes beter do it when they are still alive. just my thoughts



But what is they die before you finish telling all your jokes?

It is a fact of life that all will die. Most just become dust and are never remembered. Some people want to be remembered in any way possible or they would crave the spotlight.
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whaaat den, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:47 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
Zeelander: But what is they die before you finish telling all your jokes?
It is a fact of life that all will die. Most just become dust and are never remembered. Some people want to be remembered in any way possible or they would crave the spotlight.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing lmao damn u rolling on the floor laughing
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Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:49 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
whaaat: lmao damn u


Sorry, it is just the a$$hole in me fighting his way out.grin
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whaaat den, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:50 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
Zeelander: Sorry, it is just the a$$hole in me fighting his way out.


u just gave me a good laugh.
I still i think we should leave the dead alone.
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gooddogman Leesburg, Florida USA
Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:52 AM CST : Michael Jackson jokes are already appearing.......
I think I might of had a hand or (glove in his demise) The Thread; What does your heart really desire. I posted that, I would pray all the little childern be safe...The next day Michael Jackson was gone....wave
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