What the hell with British women and making such a big fuss about being locked up in the home?

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CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
It's only once every now and then?

I’d booked her the laundry time, can’t help I forgot she couldn’t get down there without the key, only wanted to protect her from someone else come steal her away.

Can’t men protect their women anymore without other (single) women getting all sticking-their-nose-in-style and calling you a domestic dictator?

It's only love, see.
bodleing Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
I had an ex who kept wanting to be
let out of the kitchen before bedtime.

Whats all that about???doh





grin
rizlared Pisa, Tuscany Italy
CaptainBeirutIII: It's only once every now and then?

I’d booked her the laundry time, can’t help I forgot she couldn’t get down there without the key, only wanted to protect her from someone else come steal her away.

Can’t men protect their women anymore without other (single) women getting all sticking-their-nose-in-style and calling you a domestic dictator?

It's only love, see.


I am still trying to get my head around the fact that when you are with your women you wear clothes long enough to get them dirtydancing



CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
rizlared: I am still trying to get my head around the fact that when you are with your women you wear clothes long enough to get them dirty


Two words

Master

Mind

!



CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
bodleing: I had an ex who kept wanting to be
let out of the kitchen before bedtime.

Whats all that about???


Yeah, WTF!?
tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago
CaptainBeirutIII: It's only once every now and then?

I’d booked her the laundry time, can’t help I forgot she couldn’t get down there without the key, only wanted to protect her from someone else come steal her away.

Can’t men protect their women anymore without other (single) women getting all sticking-their-nose-in-style and calling you a domestic dictator?

It's only love, see.


Twilight zone time again huh.laugh



mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA



Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
Dawn7z SALEM OR,DENVER CO, Oregon USA
Another two words called
Simon
Says
Damn British women lolrolling on the floor laughing



mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Dawn7z: Another two words called
Simon
Says
Damn British women lol


Hey Dawn...wave

Wouldn't you just love to be dragged around by your hair while your man handles his big club?laugh



Trealach Cork, Cork Ireland
Women!! sheeeesssshh .... can't train em - can't live with em - can't shoot em!! women!!!sigh confused dunno rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
nomindgames Painesville, Ohio USA
Trealach: Women!! sheeeesssshh .... can't train em - can't live with em - can't shoot em!! women!!!


and can't live without them right?
Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
CaptainBeirutIII: It's only once every now and then?

I’d booked her the laundry time, can’t help I forgot she couldn’t get down there without the key, only wanted to protect her from someone else come steal her away.

Can’t men protect their women anymore without other (single) women getting all sticking-their-nose-in-style and calling you a domestic dictator?

It's only love, see.


Does she get time off for good behaviour? laugh
nomindgames Painesville, Ohio USA
Where did the OP get this thing about British woem and being locked indunno Did I miss an earlier thread? It seems his thread just started without reason. Was there some article in the news I missed or what?confused



Shirley49WV Mason Co, West Virginia USA
I read Sommers post earlier today and have not seen it since. I didn't know if she was going to try to escape out the window or what. Since she was several stories up....I was worried for her safety. roll eyes

I can't image having you man lock you in the apartment and then going off to work. wow
scon1916 Ho Chi Minh City, Ho Chi Minh Vietnam
women women women
can't live with'em





















can't live with'emlaugh
caspatch galena, Missouri USA
bad news, what if there was a fire, no joke then
Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Shirley49WV: I read Sommers post earlier today and have not seen it since. I didn't know if she was going to try to escape out the window or what. Since she was several stories up....I was worried for her safety.

I can't image having you man lock you in the apartment and then going off to work.


It does seem a bizarre thing to do! confused



Shirley49WV Mason Co, West Virginia USA
Fallingman: It does seem a bizarre thing to do!


But I do believe it was by accident. I'm sure Sommer will come along and clear this all up.
breda cork, Cork Ireland
Trealach: Women!! sheeeesssshh .... can't train em - can't live with em - can't shoot em!! women!!!
AND CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEMconfused




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