sassy49senior: PISS-POOR COFFEE
Origins: Everyones heard "Friend of a Friend" stories about vengeful pizza guys masterbating onto your medium combination, sworn enemies pissing in each others beer and irate butchers whacking off into the ground round.
Here is a documented prime example of this type of story from 1994: The coffee just did not taste right, so workers at Wire Rope America in St. Joeseph, Missouri, set up a hidden camera to find out why. What they found was a co-worker using the coffee pot as a urinal.
Same thing in 2005 as a United States Post Worker poured urine into a break room coffeepot.Now let's all head for the coffee room as soon as we arrive at work. Then later order a medium combo pizza for lunch and stop off at the butchers on the way home for some ground round. Then have a couple of beers with our co-workers before going home. What a way to start Monday
I think that I'll eat at home today.
By the way, I know of a restaurant cook who peed on someone's steak because he got tired of her complaining every time she came in. He did it, served it and then walked quit and walked out.
She, not knowing, enjoyed every bite of it. (not a joke)
