If you are busy searching for Mr. or Mrs. Right you are probably going to go through quite a few profiles on your road to finding THE ONE. However once you get through reading the fluff, they want honest woman/man,caring, loving, etc... you get to reading some stuff that makes you start to wonder if some profiles shouldn't just have a warning at the end(buyer beware)to avoid us wasting our(and their)precious time. Here are a few I've come up with:
WARNING: Loving, honest and caring man/woman seeks same. (But look here I've been through a rough divorce and that cow/dick I was married to took me to the cleaners and don't YOU even think you'll be getting a cent of my bread okay!)
Warning: Sweet,loving man, loves holding hands etc...(Look my ex used to withold sex as punishment so you'd better be willing to put out when I want it or forget it!)
Warning:Gergeous brunette looking for loving, down to earth guy, who likes being pampered.(Just get this straight Jack, there are just some stuff I aint doing okay. I used to do that crap for my ex but this chick aint doing that no more okay!)
Warning:Pretty, homely girl, seeks handsome, compassionate man who is hopeless romantic.(Now I hope you don't mind if I bitch and bitch and bitch about how my ex done me wrong do you?)
Warning: Handsome, fun loving man seeks woman to wrap his arms around and shower with love.(But if I catch just a hint of anything I saw in my last ex that's it sister! I don't need that shit in my life, I can take you women or leave you. Now start convincing me you guys aren't all the same!)
And I am sure you can come up with others. Well since they don't come with warnings some of us might be here looking for quite a while.
