A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. After a while, a particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir ?"
He scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then looks at the menu and answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What menu item would you like, sir ?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK !" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, that egg dish is pronounced keesh (quiche)."
