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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:33 PM CST : Ransom
Ransom

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown DC. Nothing is
moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the
hold Up?'

Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barney Frank,
Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom....

Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection..'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'



About a gallon.
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:35 PM CST : Ransom
rolling on the floor laughing You went away and came back now you misbehaving.
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:39 PM CST : Ransom
pubwrite08: You went away and came back now you misbehaving.


I ain't misbehaving.devil
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