The bottle of Merlot...................

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hollandgirl Okanagan Valley B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually

attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructedhim to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo

in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana.
There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
I'd never cut off three inches.......... there'd be hardly anything left! crying sigh crying laugh



NeWildflower Scottsbluff, Nebraska USA
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hollandgirl Okanagan Valley B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Lol that is more then we need to know.
But what about the rest the homes the cars the money?
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
hollandgirl: Lol that is more then we need to know.
But what about the rest the homes the cars the money?


I have two homes (one worth a lot of money, and the other small and cheap but 'cute').

I don't own any fancy cars grin

I prefer to spend my money on improving the villa, travelling on vacations and (sometimes) helping others who are less fortunate than myself.

I'd rather spend $20,000 on a cruise than use the money as a down-payment on a luxury car that won't make me happy.
hollandgirl Okanagan Valley B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
You have the right attitude for sure!
Yep you never seen a moving truck behind a hearse eh?

Money can do a lot of harm and it can do a lot of good too.
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
I'll take him, and he can leave those three inches intact.

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hollandgirl Okanagan Valley B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Oh boy Drui that makes a total of 10 inches.
It would make you gag lol applause




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