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A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the
world with my darling husband" said the wife.

The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.

That made me smile, it was funny!

Great joke!...

Spot on!!!

I like that..

Loved the story...but I have a problem with the moral...If fairies are all female ...How do they procreate?

An old couple on a trip to relive their honeymoon, came to a cafe.

They go inside and recall their last visit there. The old woman

says " Don't you recall we went around back and we had sex against

the fence" The old mand said "Yes I do, Lets do it now". So they go

around the building. A police officer had heard their plans and for

their safety he followed them. He wacthed as the old couple have sex.

The officer was amazed at the long and wild sex they had. When the

old couple where leaving the officer said to the old man, Wow! That

was amazing, do ya'll work out. The old man said "No! last time that

was not an electric fence"

too funny...

Contemplates where to find and electric fence...

woohoo

Thanks, I needed those jokes this morning.