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BClady Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Wed Jul 1, 2009 1:41 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
The top 45 oxymoron phrases we use senselessly every day.

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt head
26. Military intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. sweet sorrow
22. Child proof
21. "Now, then..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive agression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
09. Political science
08. Tight slacks
07. Definite maybe
06. Pretty ugly
05. Twelve ounce pound cake
04. Diet ice cream
03. Working vacation
02. Exact estimate
01. Microsoft works.

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bodleing Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Wed Jul 1, 2009 1:44 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
How about Great Britain!!!



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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Jul 1, 2009 1:45 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing These are good! And I served in one of the oxymorons on the list...Military Intelligence. thumbs up
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jeepers Cowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)
Wed Jul 1, 2009 1:45 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
Did you say oxymoron, or just moron? rolling on the floor laughing
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sambhava Vasteras, Vastmanland Sweden
Wed Jul 1, 2009 1:50 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
This is pure, unadulterated garbage...!
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KajunQueen DeRidder, Louisiana USA
Wed Jul 1, 2009 1:50 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
<~~~ Awfully good.blushing
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bodleing Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Wed Jul 1, 2009 1:51 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
sambhava: This is pure, unadulterated garbage...!


Yes, its a tidy mess.
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BClady Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:03 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
bodleing: Yes, its a tidy mess.


laugh How did I miss that one? laugh
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bodleing Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:13 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
BClady: How did I miss that one?


Must admit, I did have to go back and check. laugh

Not even a fine mess.



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Arlene101 Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia Canada
Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:46 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
Good grif I am almost exactly like that.sigh Wow, that's pretty ugly.laugh
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Arlene101 Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia Canada
Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:47 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
Arlene101: Good grif I am almost exactly like that. Wow, that's pretty ugly.
Good GRIEF.
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Jan1305 Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain
Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:52 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
Ill health
Holy War
Death benefits
Freezer burn

And one of my favourites....Military Intelligence laugh
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BClady Surrey, British Columbia Canada
Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:56 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
Jan1305: Ill health
Holy War
Death benefits
Freezer burn

And one of my favourites....Military Intelligence


I like this one; Tax rebate confused
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:08 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
Pretty Ugly
Hell's Angels
work party
dry lake
crash landing
numb sensation
stand down
jumbo shrimp
hot chili
white chocolate
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rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:14 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
cold heart

great song by an girl i dont remember

hmmmm
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RayfromUSA vienne, Rhone-Alpes France
Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:23 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
rodolpho: cold heart

great song by an girl i dont remember

hmmmm



Could you be referring to Norah Jones' cover of the old Hank Williams song "Cold Cold Heart".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g35zS1tVO3o
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RayfromUSA vienne, Rhone-Alpes France
Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:24 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
Politically correct
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rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:30 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
RayfromUSA: Could you be referring to Norah Jones' cover of the old Hank Williams song "Cold Cold Heart".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g35zS1tVO3o
applause

yes yes

thank you very much
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rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:37 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
Im pretty sick
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jlb684 Athens, Attica Greece
Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:39 PM CST : Are you an 'oxy moron'?
hot water heater
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