CaptainBeirutIII: I once heard that Obama shat, every now and then, on a toilet, just like comnmon people do.
I don't remember the source so can't really verify.
Maybe, he really wants to come close to the common man, they could have a penis shaking draw where the winner gets to go with him into the toilet when he's to have a piss, and once he's done urinating, this winner could get to shake it for him before he tucks it back into the presidential underwear.
If the president of America urinates, that is. Maybe NASA sort that all out right after inaguration in a cool sci-fi kind of way so the president doesn't have to urinate.

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