I Hate John Mayer the Pop Singer

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shy_boy_3141 Albuquerque, New Mexico USA
John Mayer manufactures fake love as frenetically as the Ford f@cking Motor Company manufactures Mustangs, and that's all woman hear. "You're Body is a Wonderland," brilliantly informs us the discovery of the female anatomy.How am I going to compete with that sh!t? That sleepy-eyed bozo isn't even making sense. He's just pouring fabricated emotions over four gloomy guitar chords, and it ends up sounding like love. Not that I'm bitter about this. He just delivers an amophous, irrefutable interpretation of how being in love is supposed to feel, and people find themselves wanting that feeling for real. D@mn you John Mayer!



NeWildflower Scottsbluff, Nebraska USA
shy_boy_3141: John Mayer manufactures fake love as frenetically as the Ford f@cking Motor Company manufactures Mustangs, and that's all woman hear. "You're Body is a Wonderland," brilliantly informs us the discovery of the female anatomy.How am I going to compete with that sh!t? That sleepy-eyed bozo isn't even making sense. He's just pouring fabricated emotions over four gloomy guitar chords, and it ends up sounding like love. Not that I'm bitter about this. He just delivers an amophous, irrefutable interpretation of how being in love is supposed to feel, and people find themselves wanting that feeling for real. D@mn you John Mayer!



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azucarmorena Atlanta, Georgia USA
shy_boy_3141: John Mayer manufactures fake love as frenetically as the Ford f@cking Motor Company manufactures Mustangs, and that's all woman hear. "You're Body is a Wonderland," brilliantly informs us the discovery of the female anatomy.How am I going to compete with that sh!t? That sleepy-eyed bozo isn't even making sense. He's just pouring fabricated emotions over four gloomy guitar chords, and it ends up sounding like love. Not that I'm bitter about this. He just delivers an amophous, irrefutable interpretation of how being in love is supposed to feel, and people find themselves wanting that feeling for real. D@mn you John Mayer!


I think I'm in love...

With Shy Boy!

smitten

he had me at I hate John Mayer!
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
I hate Billy joel!!!!mumbling devil
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
ya and that banana pancake song sucks!!!! LETS GET HIM!!!devil
DaisyChick Portland, Oregon USA
shy_boy_3141: John Mayer manufactures fake love as frenetically as the Ford f@cking Motor Company manufactures Mustangs, and that's all woman hear. "You're Body is a Wonderland," brilliantly informs us the discovery of the female anatomy.How am I going to compete with that sh!t? That sleepy-eyed bozo isn't even making sense. He's just pouring fabricated emotions over four gloomy guitar chords, and it ends up sounding like love. Not that I'm bitter about this. He just delivers an amophous, irrefutable interpretation of how being in love is supposed to feel, and people find themselves wanting that feeling for real. D@mn you John Mayer!


I absolutely disagree!!!
But of course that's just my opinion.. I'm not a fan because of the "fabricated emotions" or because I expect that is the way love is supposed to be... I'm a fan because I love the way he plays guitar.
Love is what you make of it...

wine



shy_boy_3141 Albuquerque, New Mexico USA
DryKnickers: I hate Billy joel!!!!


WHOA, whoa, whoa! Hold up...Can't be hating on the artistic legacy that is Billy Joel. This man is a symbol!



shy_boy_3141 Albuquerque, New Mexico USA
DaisyChick: I absolutely disagree!!!
But of course that's just my opinion.. I'm not a fan because of the "fabricated emotions" or because I expect that is the way love is supposed to be... I'm a fan because I love the way he plays guitar.
Love is what you make of it...


1st amendment to the U.S constitution. Everybody is entitled to their opinion.
marifem1973 Munich, Bayern Germany
I agree John Mayer gives me the creeps there is something strange in his eyes I can see it :) he has fake written all over his face oh and ( Heartbreaker ) Jen Aniston should know. ??? I Guess.wave



shy_boy_3141 Albuquerque, New Mexico USA
marifem1973: I agree John Mayer gives me the creeps there is something strange in his eyes I can see it :) he has fake written all over his face oh and ( Heartbreaker ) Jen Aniston should know. ??? I Guess.


Exactly applause
Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
I don't care one way or the other.



shy_boy_3141 Albuquerque, New Mexico USA
Big_John: I don't care one way or the other.


I could care less myself. I think I'm just frustrated...
jlb684 Athens, Attica Greece
To represent a different viewpoint, I think "Stop This Train" and "Gravity" are great songs....neither of which is about love.
Maybe I like them because I can relate to both so well! (Aging sucks!)



pebblesbamban Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania USA
Sorry... But i like this song... Is horny....blushing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uyKvHW20UU



shy_boy_3141 Albuquerque, New Mexico USA
pebblesbamban: Sorry... But i like this song... Is horny.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uyKvHW20UU



AAAARRRRGGHHHH!!!!very mad



shy_boy_3141 Albuquerque, New Mexico USA
You guys are torturing me...



pebblesbamban Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania USA
shy_boy_3141: You guys are torturing me...



teddybear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RwqnLArhbA&feature=related
Garyguitar Franklin, New Jersey USA
John Mayer's pop stuff sucks, but as a musician, he's a damn solid guitar player. I wish he'd do more stuff like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvlVZBfozi8



pebblesbamban Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania USA
I love the guitar.... this is my favorite instruments....blushing heart beating heart wings blushing
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
I still dont like Billy Joel!talk to hand blah blah




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