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morgan5 somewhere sunny , Canarias Spain
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:21 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
I watched a fashion programme yesterday, on Swimwear For Men.

It's official that the days of SPEEDO'S and struttin your stuff on the beach, lookin like there is a ferret down ya pants tryin to escape is.....

Uncool!

Kaput!

Finnito!

Now while i understand, this will leave you in emotional turmoil swallow hard, keep that stiff upper lip, and place a bucket on your balcony put the offending SPEEDO'S and burn them. Pleeeeease ?????

cheers tongue

PS THIS APPLIES TO ANY OTHER MEN WHO OWN THE OFFENDING GARMENT wine
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Ocee35 Jackson, Michigan USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:23 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
morgan5: lookin like there is a ferret down ya pants tryin to escape



......rolling on the floor laughing


Very nice.
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:25 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
I'm gutted.......

....and now it looks as if I'm bucketed too....frustrated laugh
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morgan5 somewhere sunny , Canarias Spain
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:25 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
Ocee35: ...... Very nice.
have to admit there is a similarity??? rolling on the floor laughing
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rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:25 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
fashion is designed for wimmin, to make them shop and spend money on useless things.laugh

Like everybody cries these days
I wear no make up and still they stand in front of the mirror for hours.

WHY?laugh
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:26 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
.....gosh, my ferret is ferocious today!! blushing laugh
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morgan5 somewhere sunny , Canarias Spain
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:26 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
Lagoona22: I'm gutted.......

....and now it looks as if I'm bucketed too....
Soory darlin, saw the programme and thought of you rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:27 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
Apropos dress code.....I'd be interested if people would vote on this one:

http://www.connectingsingles.com/poll_98_3379_1/dress_etiquette_on_holiday.htm?nt=6
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morgan5 somewhere sunny , Canarias Spain
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:27 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
rodolpho: fashion is designed for wimmin, to make them shop and spend money on useless things.

Like everybody cries these days
I wear no make up and still they stand in front of the mirror for hours.

WHY?
laugh rodo fess up, do you wear Speedo's ??????
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Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:28 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
rodolpho: fashion is designed for wimmin, to make them shop and spend money on useless things.

Like everybody cries these days
I wear no make up and still they stand in front of the mirror for hours.

WHY?

Funny that too. Most fashion designers are men. What's up with that?!
And I think you stand in front of the mirror because you are looking deep within your soul, questioning yourself on whether or not you want pancakes for breakfast.

grin
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morgan5 somewhere sunny , Canarias Spain
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:30 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
Lagoona22: Apropos dress code.....I'd be interested if people would vote on this one:

http://www.connectingsingles.com/poll_98_3379_1/dress_etiquette_on_holiday.htm?nt=6
rolling on the floor laughing Do see some awful sights i agree, but here the locals do it too, theres no escape!!! laugh
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:30 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
It's simply not fair...wimmin can wear a bikini bottom (smaller than a speedo) AND take their tops off, and NOBODY complains......men wear a speedo, and we get bloody TV programmes trying to ban the things......where's the beef??...are we ugly, or what??...dunno dunno dunno






.....on second thoughts, don't answer that....
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rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:30 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
Raven0: Funny that too. Most fashion designers are men. What's up with that?!
And I think you stand in front of the mirror because you are looking deep within your soul, questioning yourself on whether or not you want pancakes for breakfast.
The fashion industry is a gay conspiracy to make all women look so thin they look more like men then women.
So gays might turn straight again and love women.laugh
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:32 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
No...we are asking ourselves wether we LOOK like a pancake....doh

Raven0: Funny that too. Most fashion designers are men. What's up with that?!
And I think you stand in front of the mirror because you are looking deep within your soul, questioning yourself on whether or not you want pancakes for breakfast.
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CaySea Follow the yellow brick road, Western Australia Australia
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:32 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
morgan5: I watched a fashion programme yesterday, on Swimwear For Men.

It's official that the days of SPEEDO'S and struttin your stuff on the beach, lookin like there is a ferret down ya pants tryin to escape is.....

Uncool!

Kaput!

Finnito!

Now while i understand, this will leave you in emotional turmoil swallow hard, keep that stiff upper lip, and place a bucket on your balcony put the offending SPEEDO'S and burn them. Pleeeeease ?????



PS THIS APPLIES TO ANY OTHER MEN WHO OWN THE OFFENDING GARMENT


Someone doesnt like budgie smugglers it seems
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RDM59 Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:33 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
professor I'm not fashion conscious ....

put your Speedos on eBay guys and I'll bid for them grin
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Ocee35 Jackson, Michigan USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:34 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
RDM59: I'm not fashion conscious ....

put your Speedos on eBay guys and I'll bid for them



I am not selling you my used speedo, period.
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morgan5 somewhere sunny , Canarias Spain
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:34 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
Lagoona22: It's simply not fair...wimmin can wear a bikini bottom (smaller than a speedo) AND take their tops off, and NOBODY complains......men wear a speedo, and we get bloody TV programmes trying to ban the things......where's the beef??...are we ugly, or what??...
.....on second thoughts, don't answer that....
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing here the in thing seems to be women wearing thongs, regardless of age or shape, have to say does look awful laugh
But the Spanish luuurve their Speedo's
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Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:34 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
RDM59: I'm not fashion conscious ....

put your Speedos on eBay guys and I'll bid for them

What?
You don't have enough of your own?!
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CaySea Follow the yellow brick road, Western Australia Australia
Fri Jul 3, 2009 2:35 AM CST : Lago, Read This And Weep
Sounds like some sort of weird fetish going on here uh oh
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