hear! hear! (here?)
Is this ANOTHER political thread?
A man should never publicly declare his love for a woman in a public chat room - or even indicate that a woman is in anyway attractive as this will cause enormous distress to other ladies lusting after your body.
I think it's best to tell all the women that they are as ugly as Ghandi's dead bum bum in public but then send them a private email to say that they are actually the most beautiful thingy on the planet apart from a nice fresh hot chocolate croissant.
Women get confused easily............. and if they are also kind and generous some will even cover their naked bodies in strategically placed hot fresh chocolate croissants and utter the immortal phrase we men just love to hear:
'Eat me baby!

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