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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 3:57 PM CST : NEW BRA
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.sigh






At a news conference, after he had announced the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

yay
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 4:00 PM CST : NEW BRA
I would kick the shit out of him too. It's probably made of steel!!
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 4:04 PM CST : NEW BRA
The strongest thing in the world is a bra, it holds up 2 milk factories!professor

I know.sigh Old, old joke..doh




uh oh





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OUTRAGEOUS Really close to some border, Puntarenas Costa Rica
Fri Jul 3, 2009 4:35 PM CST : NEW BRA
HJFinAZ: The strongest thing in the world is a bra, it holds up 2 milk factories!

I know. Old, old joke..


OMG! doh


grin
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Bentlee trenton, Ontario Canada
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:15 PM CST : NEW BRA
HJFinAZ: Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.



At a news conference, after he had announced the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
Kevlar?
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:26 PM CST : NEW BRA
Bentlee: Kevlar?


I have seen a few that looked "bullet proof"..grin
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:31 PM CST : NEW BRA
HJFinAZ: Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.



At a news conference, after he had announced the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.


I would have too grin He just took all the fun out of ogling!laugh
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:32 PM CST : NEW BRA
So far when my nips are cold I can do nothing to keep them babies from standing at attention. wink rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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USThumper Central Square, New York USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:34 PM CST : NEW BRA
sassy49senior: So far when my nips are cold I can do nothing to keep them babies from standing at attention.
Heaters built into your bradevil bouquet
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:40 PM CST : NEW BRA
sassy49senior: So far when my nips are cold I can do nothing to keep them babies from standing at attention.

They can always do double duty as coat hangers...grin
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:41 PM CST : NEW BRA
USThumper: Heaters built into your bra



Good idea but need some good looking masculine man to insert them for me blushing Know of any?wink
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Bentlee trenton, Ontario Canada
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:42 PM CST : NEW BRA
HJFinAZ: I have seen a few that looked "bullet proof"..
In all honesty a lady's breast's are beautiful no matter the size or the doin's. Cheers.
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USThumper Central Square, New York USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:43 PM CST : NEW BRA
sassy49senior: Good idea but need some good looking masculine man to insert them for me Know of any?
Im sure I can find one...ME!!!yay yay bouquet
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:43 PM CST : NEW BRA
wixomwizard: They can always do double duty as coat hangers...



Could be used for tongue twisters I guessrolling on the floor laughing OUCH mumbling
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST : NEW BRA
sassy49senior: Could be used for tongue twisters I guess OUCH

I would prefer the gentle approach.grin teddybear
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:50 PM CST : NEW BRA
HJ, what are you up to.laugh
HJFinAZ: The strongest thing in the world is a bra, it holds up 2 milk factories!

I know. Old, old joke..
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:51 PM CST : NEW BRA
sassy49senior: Could be used for tongue twisters I guess OUCH


I just LUVZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ a woman that can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue....smitten


grin
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:52 PM CST : NEW BRA
pubwrite08: HJ, what are you up to.


About 5'7" and 180 pounds..tongue
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:52 PM CST : NEW BRA
USThumper: Im sure I can find one...ME!!!


I shall be patiently waiting for your personal delivery when the first snow falls. hug
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:55 PM CST : NEW BRA
HJFinAZ: I just LUVZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ a woman that can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue....



Used to. Has been awhile. Have no reason I guess uh oh
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