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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 8:39 PM CST : Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People
10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.

9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.

8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.

7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.

6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.

5. We think your mini-vans are sooo cute!

4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.

3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

And, the number one thing that heterosexuals need to know about gay people is...

1. Relax, we don't want you!
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Kattsrose Portsmouth, New Hampshire USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM CST : Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People
How about just one thing they need to know about us:





We're just like you.
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Grandepensees Evansville, Indiana USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM CST : Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People


Great!

Now could we dispense with the whole gay parades? They're so tacky!
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Kattsrose Portsmouth, New Hampshire USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM CST : Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People
Grandepensees: Great!

Now could we dispense with the whole gay parades? They're so tacky!


What do you mean??

I saw a video of one of the old ones in the USSR, tanks rolling through Red Square. All the butch women and clean cut young men marching down the road while that old bear in the fur hat picked out which one he thought was hottest....

Oh wait that was MAY DAY, not GAY DAY.

Never mind.












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Grandepensees Evansville, Indiana USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 10:38 PM CST : Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People
Kattsrose: What do you mean??

I saw a video of one of the old ones in the USSR, tanks rolling through Red Square. All the butch women and clean cut young men marching down the road while that old bear in the fur hat picked out which one he thought was hottest....

Oh wait that was MAY DAY, not GAY DAY.

Never mind.
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Us heterosexuals should also have parades ( Not the Macy's parade either! )where a bunch of couples get it on openly on smart-crafted floats, just to piss the Republicans off laugh
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