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Galactic_bodhi Portland, Oregon USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:13 PM CST : As I Mature
As I Mature

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:22 PM CST : As I Mature
Galactic_bodhi: As I Mature

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

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I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.


Your first and last quotes hit me hard.
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:25 PM CST : As I Mature
Wow!It really made me think.
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:28 PM CST : As I Mature
Polarbutterfly: Wow!It really made me think.


Cool!

I think! confused

A thinking woman can be very, very, very dangerous! hug
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:29 PM CST : As I Mature
RobertC2: Cool!

I think!

A thinking woman can be very, very, very dangerous!


Not if she's got her rocks on. laugh
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:30 PM CST : As I Mature
Polarbutterfly: Not if she's got her rocks on.


Explain! grin
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM CST : As I Mature
RobertC2: Explain!


Maybe we should go to the appropriate
thread for that.The funnies. grin
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wonderworker cosby, Tennessee USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM CST : As I Mature
RobertC2: Your first and last quotes hit me hard.

Is this a quote?
I took it for a composition.
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM CST : As I Mature
Very well said Galactic. As I look at myself in the mirror each day I no longer whine about the things I would like to change. Now I rejoice in the fact that I am 60 and fighting each and every day to continue to age gracefully. hug
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bestat45 saint john, New Brunswick Canada
Fri Jul 3, 2009 9:50 PM CST : As I Mature
good post, makes you thinkthumbs up
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