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tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago
I'm been thinking about pooling my resources together and purchasing a nice little island. A nice lush green tropical island far away from civilization, a heaven of peace and contentment. A place where hen-pecked,abused,shoddily treated,under appreciated,feminist bashed,taken to the cleaners,men can go to find peace.

There will be NO WOMEN ALLOWED. The men will be taken by boat to this island, dropped off with a washing machine, materials to build their huts, sewing kits, pots and pans, toilets with seats that always stay up, wide screen tv's, beer, personalized remote controls, fishing rods and basket ball hops along with other manly trappings. NO PORN AND NO PLAYBOY CHANNELS - REMEMBER NO WOMEN ALLOWED - (okay well maybe a poster or two). The men can fish, camp out, play golf,scratch their balls,cuss,sing manly songs,smoke and drink together all day long. This will be your new home, a place of bliss, where people who truly understand you can congregate. I think this will be the ideal place to kick back and enjoy the rest of your days - AND BEST OF ALL NOT A WOMAN IN SIGHT! Those interested please feel free to sign up - ESCAPE TO BLISS!
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SummerUK Washington, Tyne and Wear, England UK
Now thats a grand idea handshake

Don't let em have internet access though will ya?





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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Just think, no blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Heaven I tell ya, heaven..grin
tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago
SummerUK: Now thats a grand idea

Don't let em have internet access though will ya?


No they won't need internet they will be too busy smoking, drinking,hunting for food and watching sports to need internet.thumbs up
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
What about sheep?confused Will there be an ample supply?devil
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Strictly for lamb chops you understand..innocent
tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago
HJFinAZ: What about sheep? Will there be an ample supply?


Ever heard the saying "By the sweat of your brow shall you eat."
Sorry you'll have to go catch your own meat.wine
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
tainogirl: Ever heard the saying "By the sweat of your brow shall you eat."
Sorry you'll have to go catch your own meat.


Just like women, one cannot catch something that is NOT available..grin

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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
I suppose there will not be any paved roads for riding our Harleys either.sigh

Oh well........... We will just take the dirt bikes along..cool
tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago
HJFinAZ: Just like women, one cannot catch something that is NOT available..


Its not a barren island with nothing on it, there's fish,fruits and other things you can hunt and eat,remember you are leaving civilization behind. Next you'll be asking for a few cows and horses.mumbling laugh
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
tainogirl: Its not a barren island with nothing on it, there's fish,fruits and other things you can hunt and eat,remember you are leaving civilization behind. Next you'll be asking for a few cows and horses.


cowboy Well pardner, how else we gonna rustle us up some grub?
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
tainogirl: Its not a barren island with nothing on it, there's fish,fruits and other things you can hunt and eat,remember you are leaving civilization behind. Next you'll be asking for a few cows and horses.


You call today's world civil???doh

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tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago
HJFinAZ: Well pardner, how else we gonna rustle us up some grub?

You'll be rustling it up with your hands, fishing rod and bows and arrows. And as for transportation around the island you'll be using the I.T.S.(Island Transportation System) a.k.a. YOUR FEET.cheers
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
tainogirl: You'll be rustling it up with your hands, fishing rod and bows and arrows. And as for transportation around the island you'll be using the I.T.S.(Island Transportation System) a.k.a. YOUR FEET.


What about us "Old Farts"?sigh Can I at least take my walker with me?confused
ziggysdad glen burnie, Maryland USA
tainogirl: You'll be rustling it up with your hands, fishing rod and bows and arrows. And as for transportation around the island you'll be using the I.T.S.(Island Transportation System) a.k.a. YOUR FEET.
Oh come on now at least leave them sex in the shower, if you are going to imprison them like that !!!!!LMAOrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago
HJFinAZ: What about us "Old Farts"? Can I at least take my walker with me?


Since when were you and "Old Fart"? You look pretty fit and healthy to me, healthy island living will do you good. Anyway the terrain isn't made for walkers. All you need to do if you're tired is just ask one of your buddies to carry you on his back like in those war movies.beer
pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
ziggysdad: Oh come on now at least leave them sex in the shower, if you are going to imprison them like that !!!!!LMAO
Yall really want that. I was thnking I would get together with Tainogirl, and we turn it into a reality show. However no one would be kicked off.laugh
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
ziggysdad: Oh come on now at least leave them sex in the shower, if you are going to imprison them like that !!!!!LMAO


Are you sure you are not Sheriff Joe Arpio here in Maricopa County, AZ??confused

Pull up the website and look at his pic.uh oh
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
tainogirl: Since when were you and "Old Fart"? You look pretty fit and healthy to me, healthy island living will do you good. Anyway the terrain isn't made for walkers. All you need to do if you're tired is just ask one of your buddies to carry you on his back like in those war movies.


I am ancient....sigh

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tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago
pubwrite08: Yall really want that. I was thnking I would get together with Tainogirl, and we turn it into a reality show. However no one would be kicked off.


I like that ideaidea and we'd be making so many men happy and our pockets happy too.grin




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