Women should always shower first before the man

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CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK

Sat Jul 4, 2009 7:06 AM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

Either in the morning when you’re preparing to head out together with her, or in the evening when you’re preparing for some dinner party or a night out, she should always be showering first.

It’s totally pointless for a bloke to be heading in there first as we’re done and ready within a blink, while they take half an hour just to shower, then use up four different towels, one huge for the body which they wrap around their body, somehow magically held up by their tits, then one medium for the hair which they then wrap like a turban, coming out looking like they’re part of some weird sci-fi harem, and then there’s the little one which I still to this day have no clue what they use it for, and last the tiny one size of two palms held together, which they use to scrub their body with for that half hour.

After the shower, comes the applying of lotions, twenty nine different. One for face, one for front of body, one for back, one for feet, one for knees, one for hands, and god knows what more. Then comes the brushing of teeth, dusting off the nails, plucking of hair, applying of make-up for half an hour, add to all of this 30 minutes of doing seemingly bugger all but to walk in and out of there, loads of time looking into the mirror quadruple checking every single moment in this endless procedure.

Then, of course, we have the choosing of outfit, between three pair of shoes, nine different pair of below waist and twelve above waist items spread out on the bed that leaves something about 19,000 combination, by the time she’s finished three and a half hours have passed by.

Us blokes, we get in their shower in 5, brush our teeth in the shower to save time, dry up with one towel within 30 seconds, put on our outfit within 2 min, spend about 2 min answering “yes, I am really going to wear this”, and that’s it.

Guys, it’s all about timing here. By the times she says:
- Are you getting into the shower, or what, I’m ready? THE THIRD TIME

That’s, when you enter the shower. That’s when you’ll time it to be ready about the same time she actually will, and you’ll still always beat her to it.
Because once you’re done, and even if she’s resting her hand on the front door handle as to signal to you that she’s truly done, you can bet your behind that once you head for the door, she will have forgotten half the stuff she always keeps in her purse, she will start looking for it all over the place, asking you whether you have any idea where she left it.

It should be against the law for women to demand that men go shower first. It makes no sense.

Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Sat Jul 4, 2009 8:16 AM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

I agree with your basic point whole-heartedly!!!

However, I still think there is a blood sugar issue here!

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sat Jul 4, 2009 8:20 AM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

Oh yawn! It never takes me that long and you know it! And I am the one drumming my fingernails on the door while you 'just do this'

HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA

Sat Jul 4, 2009 10:00 AM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

Conserve water, shower together..

BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia

Sat Jul 4, 2009 10:08 AM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

HJFinAZ: Conserve water, shower together..

Yep...excelent point...water is verry important (the escence of life)....

yum_yum birmingham, West Midlands, England UK

Sat Jul 4, 2009 10:11 AM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

CaptainBeirutIII: Either in the morning when you’re preparing to head out together with her, or in the evening when you’re preparing for some dinner party or a night out, she should always be showering first.

It’s totally pointless for a bloke to be heading in there first as we’re done and ready within a blink, while they take half an hour just to shower, then use up four different towels, one huge for the body which they wrap around their body, somehow magically held up by their tits, then one medium for the hair which they then wrap like a turban, coming out looking like they’re part of some weird sci-fi harem, and then there’s the little one which I still to this day have no clue what they use it for, and last the tiny one size of two palms held together, which they use to scrub their body with for that half hour.

After the shower, comes the applying of lotions, twenty nine different. One for face, one for front of body, one for back, one for feet, one for knees, one for hands, and god knows what more. Then comes the brushing of teeth, dusting off the nails, plucking of hair, applying of make-up for half an hour, add to all of this 30 minutes of doing seemingly bugger all but to walk in and out of there, loads of time looking into the mirror quadruple checking every single moment in this endless procedure.

Then, of course, we have the choosing of outfit, between three pair of shoes, nine different pair of below waist and twelve above waist items spread out on the bed that leaves something about 19,000 combination, by the time she’s finished three and a half hours have passed by.

Us blokes, we get in their shower in 5, brush our teeth in the shower to save time, dry up with one towel within 30 seconds, put on our outfit within 2 min, spend about 2 min answering “yes, I am really going to wear this”, and that’s it.

Guys, it’s all about timing here. By the times she says:
- Are you getting into the shower, or what, I’m ready? THE THIRD TIME

That’s, when you enter the shower. That’s when you’ll time it to be ready about the same time she actually will, and you’ll still always beat her to it.
Because once you’re done, and even if she’s resting her hand on the front door handle as to signal to you that she’s truly done, you can bet your behind that once you head for the door, she will have forgotten half the stuff she always keeps in her purse, she will start looking for it all over the place, asking you whether you have any idea where she left it.

It should be against the law for women to demand that men go shower first. It makes no sense.

gee stop complaining , you know you like to watch her get ready

Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta

Sat Jul 4, 2009 10:11 AM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

HJFinAZ: Conserve water, shower together..

Good thinking...

jlb684 Athens, Attica Greece

Sat Jul 4, 2009 10:14 AM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

Works for me! That way, if there's a limited supply of hot water, I'll always have an adequate amount. But you forgot to mention the time we need for trying on the 19,000 combinations of outfits that we laid out on the bed.

costagirl Costa Calida, Murcia Spain

Sat Jul 4, 2009 10:20 AM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

Sommerauer71: Oh yawn! It never takes me that long and you know it! And I am the one drumming my fingernails on the door while you 'just do this'

Always the case, and they say we take forever.

BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia

Sat Jul 4, 2009 10:22 AM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

jlb684: Works for me! That way, if there's a limited supply of hot water, I'll always have an adequate amount. But you forgot to mention the time we need for trying on the 19,000 combinations of outfits that we laid out on the bed.

OMG. i new there was a perfectly good reaseon for me beeing a single

tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago

Sat Jul 4, 2009 1:25 PM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

Now what exactly was the problem again?

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sat Jul 4, 2009 1:38 PM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

tainogirl: Now what exactly was the problem again?

Hi Tain, small joke in our house, where I say 'You shower first' Then he says 'No you go first, it only takes me ten minutes'

tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago

Sat Jul 4, 2009 1:46 PM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

Sommerauer71: Hi Tain, small joke in our house, where I say 'You shower first' Then he says 'No you go first, it only takes me ten minutes'

You're a strong woman Sommer. Keep up the good work.

P.S. let him go first

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sat Jul 4, 2009 1:49 PM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

tainogirl: You're a strong woman Sommer. Keep up the good work.

P.S. let him go first

I try and he insists that I go, so we end up squabbling for half an hour, in which time I could have been at the door and waiting for him. I just go now and get on with it and happily stand at the door with a smug smile on my face... Nothing like victory for a woman!

druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA

Sat Jul 4, 2009 1:50 PM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

yum_yum: gee stop complaining , you know you like to watch her get ready

Don't we all know it.

And I take less time to get ready to go than most men.

tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago

Sat Jul 4, 2009 1:52 PM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

Sommerauer71: I try and he insists that I go, so we end up squabbling for half an hour, in which time I could have been at the door and waiting for him. I just go now and get on with it and happily stand at the door with a smug smile on my face... Nothing like victory for a woman!

They always complain but they usually do enjoy the end results.

druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA

Sat Jul 4, 2009 1:59 PM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

Sommerauer71: I try and he insists that I go, so we end up squabbling for half an hour, in which time I could have been at the door and waiting for him. I just go now and get on with it and happily stand at the door with a smug smile on my face... Nothing like victory for a woman!

Good for you, Sommer!

DaisyChick Portland, Oregon USA

Sat Jul 4, 2009 2:01 PM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

CaptainBeirutIII: Either in the morning when you’re preparing to head out together with her, or in the evening when you’re preparing for some dinner party or a night out, she should always be showering first.

It’s totally pointless for a bloke to be heading in there first as we’re done and ready within a blink, while they take half an hour just to shower, then use up four different towels, one huge for the body which they wrap around their body, somehow magically held up by their tits, then one medium for the hair which they then wrap like a turban, coming out looking like they’re part of some weird sci-fi harem, and then there’s the little one which I still to this day have no clue what they use it for, and last the tiny one size of two palms held together, which they use to scrub their body with for that half hour.

After the shower, comes the applying of lotions, twenty nine different. One for face, one for front of body, one for back, one for feet, one for knees, one for hands, and god knows what more. Then comes the brushing of teeth, dusting off the nails, plucking of hair, applying of make-up for half an hour, add to all of this 30 minutes of doing seemingly bugger all but to walk in and out of there, loads of time looking into the mirror quadruple checking every single moment in this endless procedure.

Then, of course, we have the choosing of outfit, between three pair of shoes, nine different pair of below waist and twelve above waist items spread out on the bed that leaves something about 19,000 combination, by the time she’s finished three and a half hours have passed by.

Us blokes, we get in their shower in 5, brush our teeth in the shower to save time, dry up with one towel within 30 seconds, put on our outfit within 2 min, spend about 2 min answering “yes, I am really going to wear this”, and that’s it.

Guys, it’s all about timing here. By the times she says:
- Are you getting into the shower, or what, I’m ready? THE THIRD TIME

That’s, when you enter the shower. That’s when you’ll time it to be ready about the same time she actually will, and you’ll still always beat her to it.
Because once you’re done, and even if she’s resting her hand on the front door handle as to signal to you that she’s truly done, you can bet your behind that once you head for the door, she will have forgotten half the stuff she always keeps in her purse, she will start looking for it all over the place, asking you whether you have any idea where she left it.

It should be against the law for women to demand that men go shower first. It makes no sense.

Too true!! Sometimes I just want to be lazy a little while longer so I use the line "I promise, It won't take me long this time..." At this point I'm fully aware that it will take me a while and probably extra additional time because I am already in a procrastinating mood!

Good thread!!

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sat Jul 4, 2009 2:02 PM CST : Women should always shower first, before the man

Hi Dru! He'd not eaten when he wrote this, I had to feed him. Poor love, his mind wanders when he has not eaten.

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