CaptainBeirutIII: Listen, if you take out laundry from the washer which is all in lumps, then hang it out to dry, once it’s dried, it’s not hanging there in a big lump, is it?
It’s hanging straight down.
When you pick cherries, they don’t hang from the tree upwards, to the left or right, they hang straight down. If something long a tube shaped grows from a tree, it should, by the natural fall, come out growing straight, not bent. It doesn’t make sense.
And don’t give me any smart remarks now about them growing past obstacles. The carrot grows in the ground, with loads of obstacles, and does it come out anything but straight?
I think the banana simply wants to show off. It's a bleedin' attention seeker, that's what I think it is. Like a teenager dying his hair blue, or someone walking naked in a supermarket.
Clearly your blood sugar levels were low when you wrote this! Now you have been fed all should be well again!