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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Sat Jul 4, 2009 6:58 PM CST : Two Lost Husbands
Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. 'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she's 24 yrs old, tall, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts , a halter top and no bra . What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says.... . 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that.
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sultryash Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados
Sat Jul 4, 2009 6:59 PM CST : Two Lost Husbands
desmond: Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. 'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she's 24 yrs old, tall, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts , a halter top and no bra . What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says.... . 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that.


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amahlala Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Sat Jul 4, 2009 9:48 PM CST : Two Lost Husbands
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sargentmcdog Harrisburg, South Dakota USA
Sat Jul 4, 2009 9:54 PM CST : Two Lost Husbands
In response to: Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. 'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she's 24 yrs old, tall, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts , a halter top and no bra . What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says.... . 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that.



Love a good sense of humor thanks Des that was funnyrolling on the floor laughing
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ovelha dong guan, Gangdong China
Sun Jul 5, 2009 12:19 AM CST : Two Lost Husbands
rolling on the floor laughing The old timer says.... . 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.' rolling on the floor laughing good idea !! maybe old timer`s wife is helping young guy`s wife too ... handshake
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