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g33kgurl Melbourne, Victoria Australia
as a dedicated wingwoman, i was just wondering if anyone out there has also has been relegated to this position on an almost horrifyingly permanent basis. i dont mind it but was wondering whether anyone had any scary/funny stories to share whilst in the service of their friends.



prairiewoman Brandon, Manitoba Canada
You have only to read some of the posts here to see dedicated wingwomen and wingmen performing some of their most heroic deeds.

As to 'real life' all too often, 'what happens on the bus stays on the bus'.


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Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
prairiewoman: You have only to read some of the posts here to see dedicated wingwomen and wingmen performing some of their most heroic deeds.

As to 'real life' all too often, 'what happens on the bus stays on the bus'.

Let me off the bus!! blues
CaySea Follow the yellow brick road, Western Australia Australia
prairiewoman: You have only to read some of the posts here to see dedicated wingwomen and wingmen performing some of their most heroic deeds.

As to 'real life' all too often, 'what happens on the bus stays on the bus'.


Now if only what happened in the dunge... basement stayed in the basement huh
Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
CaySea: Now if only what happened in the dunge... basement stayed in the basement huh

Dude... you do realize what you are digging for yourself right? grin
CaySea Follow the yellow brick road, Western Australia Australia
Raven0: Dude... you do realize what you are digging for yourself right?


A tunnel out?
Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
CaySea: A tunnel out?

Can I pack you a lunch to go? tongue



prairiewoman Brandon, Manitoba Canada
CaySea: Now if only what happened in the dunge... basement stayed in the basement huh



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Cookie?
Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Raven0: Can I pack you a lunch to go?

No worries.
Just a sandwich and a juicebox.
g33kgurl Melbourne, Victoria Australia
prairiewoman: You have only to read some of the posts here to see dedicated wingwomen and wingmen performing some of their most heroic deeds.

As to 'real life' all too often, 'what happens on the bus stays on the bus'.


sigh.. sometimes.. i wish i wasnt the default wingwoman though. especially if the other person i have to contend with is kinda feeling stuck with me too.. very very very awkward moments...



prairiewoman Brandon, Manitoba Canada
g33kgurl: sigh.. sometimes.. i wish i wasnt the default wingwoman though. especially if the other person i have to contend with is kinda feeling stuck with me too.. very very very awkward moments...



perhaps it's time to find a new 'wingwoman' - someone who can watch your back once in a while


cheers
g33kgurl Melbourne, Victoria Australia
prairiewoman: perhaps it's time to find a new 'wingwoman' - someone who can watch your back once in a while


lol - maybe the default wingwoman can get her own wingwoman too huh? that's a thought, thanks prairie.
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
<------- ultimate (self designated wingman)..... have taken a ridiculous amount of hits for my partner and have even had to "eject" on more than one occasion.... yet i still hold strong so that my bros can get theirs !!!!


however, i have one condition....i DO NOT perform DD duties cause in order to take said hits one must be properly equipped with "beer goggles"


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g33kgurl Melbourne, Victoria Australia
seekndestroy: <------- ultimate (self designated wingman)..... have taken a ridiculous amount of hits for my partner and have even had to "eject" on more than one occasion.... yet i still hold strong so that my bros can get theirs !!!! however, i have one condition....i DO NOT perform DD duties cause in order to take said hits one must be properly equipped with "beer goggles"



eh? what's DD duties? confused confused confused confused
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
g33kgurl: eh? what's DD duties?



Designated Driver .....
g33kgurl Melbourne, Victoria Australia
seekndestroy: Designated Driver .....


aaaaaaaah... doesnt that come with the package tho? wingman slash driver? i thought it did.. i've been sucked in!!!!! very mad very mad very mad very mad
g33kgurl Melbourne, Victoria Australia
seekndestroy: Designated Driver .....


aaaaaaaah... doesnt that come with the package tho? wingman slash driver? i thought it did.. i've been sucked in!!!!! very mad very mad very mad very mad
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
g33kgurl: aaaaaaaah... doesnt that come with the package tho? wingman slash driver? i thought it did.. i've been sucked in!!!!!



naw.... wingman and DD are two entirely different concepts.... one will willingly take a hit for the partner... the other willingly agrees to NOT have fun while the partner/s do !!!


i'll take the hit.... but imma have some fun in the process... plus like a said before....beer goggles soften the impact of said hit....


...until the next morning of course !!!!


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prairiewoman Brandon, Manitoba Canada
seekndestroy: naw.... wingman and DD are two entirely different concepts.... one will willingly take a hit for the partner... the other willingly agrees to NOT have fun while the partner/s do !!!i'll take the hit.... but imma have some fun in the process... plus like a said before....beer goggles soften the impact of said hit.......until the next morning of course !!!!



For her? grin
g33kgurl Melbourne, Victoria Australia
prairiewoman: For her?
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