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CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
Do you think he would be able to pull?

Do you think he would have women flocking, or find him boring with his preaching?

Do you think he would ever get banned or have his profile deleted?

Do you think he would leave after the next Obama or religion thread?

What do you think his profile would read?
(the one coming up with best example wins a prize)

What age range women do you think he would enter?
Would he enter "man searching for women" only, or both men and women?
Would he seek pen-pals, or what? He's been single for ages, it must be boring by now.
morgan5 somewhere sunny , Canarias Spain
Think his already here uh oh judging by the amount of people that try to convert the non believers roll eyes

Maybe he'll come back as a women ????



readyornot0 stratford- on -slaney, Wicklow Ireland
morgan5: Think his already here judging by the amount of people that try to convert the non believers

Maybe he'll come back as a women ????
maybe he was a woman !
cos he could multi task laugh
COSYGIRL Naxxar, Majjistral Malta
I do think he'd have the women flocking. We love the sensitive and intellectual type don't we ladies. Hopefully he'd really be tall, dark, long haired.....probably quite toned too from all that walking and eating grilled fish.....

No the preaching wouldn't bore us.....saying deep and comforting things with those eyes loooking into your soul....oh dear....is there a jesus type somewhere out there?

Bit of bugger him geting into trouble with the authorities all the time though, can get expensive these days with all the lawyers and bailing out we'd have to do....guy like that probably wouldn't have a penny to his name....
SensualVixen Tampa Bay area, Florida USA
"I sat up on this cross thingy on a hill for three days.....real bummer, but I could see my house from there".........
bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
SensualVixen: "I sat up on this cross thingy on a hill for three days.....real bummer, but I could see my house from there".........


And then the fights started conversing
bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
COSYGIRL: I do think he'd have the women flocking. We love the sensitive and intellectual type don't we ladies. Hopefully he'd really be tall, dark, long haired.....probably quite toned too from all that walking and eating grilled fish.....

No the preaching wouldn't bore us.....saying deep and comforting things with those eyes loooking into your soul....oh dear....is there a jesus type somewhere out there?

Bit of bugger him geting into trouble with the authorities all the time though, can get expensive these days with all the lawyers and bailing out we'd have to do....guy like that probably wouldn't have a penny to his name....


But, don't have those kind of legal problems wink
bodleing Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Would he post a pic?

Would he have a goatee?

What age would he claim to be, 2009?


dunno



Good4U2 Gallatin, Tennessee USA
Would we make fun of his shoesconfused



wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
I think there are a lot of blasphemous people here on CS that will have their answers soon enough. It shames ME that I am here and a part of it.



rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
wixomwizard: I think there are a lot of blasphemous people here on CS that will have their answers soon enough. It shames ME that I am here and a part of it.
CS is just a representation of the world around you.
If you think you are a truthfull and righteous person you should not be ashamed...



rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Ok laugh

I was serious enough I think.

I would try to date jesus and see if he is gay.laugh
Just to set the record straight.laugh



wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
rodolpho: CS is just a representation of the world around you.
If you think you are a truthfull and righteous person you should not be ashamed...


I try to be truthful, would love to be righteous and yes I am ashamed. I have hope and am taking it lightly and for granted. A Athiest has no hope at all. The difference between the two is one is forgiven for the wrongs of his life because he asks for foregiveness, the other is not because he is arrogant and prideful and is doomed to stay that way because he see's no need for change in his life.



rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
wixomwizard: I try to be truthful, would love to be righteous and yes I am ashamed. I have hope and am taking it lightly and for granted. A Athiest has no hope at all. The difference between the two is one is forgiven for the wrongs of his life because he asks for foregiveness, the other is not because he is arrogant and prideful and is doomed to stay that way because he see's no need for change in his life.
Im sorry but there is a grave misconception about so called atheists.

I reject the church not Jesus.
If I done somebody wrong I ask him or her for forgiveness.
I can change.
I have hope and not only that I fight for peace every day of my life.
I have no pride its a precarious thing and has done more wrong then right.
I do have honor.
I better myself each day so I change each day.
But I wont be ashamed of what my neighbors do wrong,it's not in my hands.
Remember there was a time we were shameless and 'god' wants us to return do that state of mind.
BrunoMcMahon Hardwick, Vermont USA
rodolpho:

If I done somebody wrong I ask him or her for forgiveness.
I can change.
I have hope and not only that I fight for peace every day of my life.
I have no pride its a precarious thing and has done more wrong then right.
I do have honor.
I better myself each day so I change each day.



Please stop.

I'm laughing so hard here I think I hurt something.



rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
BrunoMcMahon: Please stop.

I'm laughing so hard here I think I hurt something.
You see I can hurt you without touchin youlaugh



pinkie29 Singapore Singapore
rodolpho: Ok

I was serious enough I think.

I would try to date jesus and see if he is gay.
Just to set the record straight.


dun think Jesus is gay n dun think Jesus wld b in2 the dating thingie.



Robb793 Hamilton, Ontario Canada
You poor Pathetic Heathen I see a violent death in your future YOURS!



pebblesbamban Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania USA
rodolpho: Im sorry but there is a grave misconception about so called atheists.

I reject the church not Jesus.
If I done somebody wrong I ask him or her for forgiveness.
I can change.
I have hope and not only that I fight for peace every day of my life.
I have no pride its a precarious thing and has done more wrong then right.
I do have honor.
I better myself each day so I change each day.
But I wont be ashamed of what my neighbors do wrong,it's not in my hands.
Remember there was a time we were shameless and 'god' wants us to return do that state of mind.


I can't believe what I read......wow I going to put in my calendar.....roll eyes



rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
BrunoMcMahon: Please stop.

I'm laughing so hard here I think I hurt something.
BTW do you ever reason about anything?laugh


Or do you just like me so much you follow me like a dog.

woofwoof




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