A burglar breaks into a house and is rummaging around in the dark when he hears a voice saying" Jesus is watching"
He stares into the darkness but cannot see anyone.
He picks up some C.D.s and puts them in his bag when the voice says again "Jesus is watching, Jesus is watching "
He still cannot see anyone so carries on with the job in hand,picking up some jewellery lying on a coffee table.
Through the darkness comes the voice"Jesus is watching"
By this time the burglar is getting nervous so switches on his torch, and the flashlight spots a parrot cage in the corner.
"Hello" says the burglar "What's your name?"
"Moses" says the parrot.
"Moses " says the burglar "Who in the hell named you that"
"The same people that named the rottweiller in the corner Jesus"
That's all folks
