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shy_boy_3141 Albuquerque, New Mexico USA
Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lvoers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?
SensualVixen Tampa Bay area, Florida USA
shy_boy_3141: Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lvoers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?


"Thank you all for coming and filling Yankee Stadium to it's max"......



BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
shy_boy_3141: Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lvoers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?


OMG.shock
BClady Surrey, British Columbia Canada
SensualVixen: "Thank you all for coming and filling Yankee Stadium to it's max"......


I would talk about my life and my accomplishments which may never have happened if any of the assembly had stuck around.

grin
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
SensualVixen: "Thank you all for coming and filling Yankee Stadium to it's max"......
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
echo, echo, echo
Laura25 Somewhere, New York USA
SensualVixen: "Thank you all for coming and filling Yankee Stadium to it's max"......


rolling on the floor laughing



shy_boy_3141 Albuquerque, New Mexico USA
I don't want to get too detailed in what I would say, but here's a hint: Look at the way Miss Teen USA for South Carolina made her response. Then look at the way spelling bee nationalists faint when asked to spell a difficult word. Enough said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Witchaywoman Carpentersville, Illinois USA
Why? Are you having a banquet with all your ex girlfriends? Are you making a speech? Deny everything. wine
tgwstw Cork, Cork Ireland
shy_boy_3141: I don't want to get too detailed in what I would say, but here's a hint: Look at the way Miss Teen USA for South Carolina made her response. Then look at the way spelling bee nationalists faint when asked to spell a difficult word. Enough said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Haha!!
Oh my God.

That was cringey!
haha
azucarmorena Atlanta, Georgia USA
*clears throat* errrrrm.

Hello and good evening. Thank you all for coming.

You have no proof.

Thank you and goodnight!

*exit stage left*
Kattsrose Portsmouth, New Hampshire USA
The only one I want to see is still in my life.

The one I least want to see I would dig a hole through the wall with my bare hands to avoid.



joyforever06 ., Central Serbia Serbia
SensualVixen: "Thank you all for coming and filling Yankee Stadium to it's max"......


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
oh boy!! that made me pee!!!
azucarmorena: *clears throat* errrrrm.

Hello and good evening. Thank you all for coming.

You have no proof.

Thank you and goodnight!

*exit stage left*
giggle giggle giggle
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
shy_boy_3141: Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lvoers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?
hahaaaaaaaaaa they would say....."To all the men Ive boinked before........"rolling on the floor laughing
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
shy_boy_3141: Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lvoers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?
hahaaaaaaaaaa they would say....."To all the men Ive boinked before........"rolling on the floor laughing



FreshFilly Sydney, New South Wales Australia
shy_boy_3141: Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lvoers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?


Points to each....eenee meenee minee moh...and the winner isyay
shy_boy_3141: Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lvoers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?


what what yea yea come front and talk please bcoz i cant hear .....

dunno dunno
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
i'd first start by:

"i would like to propose a toast and offer a blessing that after many years of being apart we have finally all managed to get the family together once more......"


grin




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