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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Mon Jul 6, 2009 10:36 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
"OLD" IS WHEN - Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN - Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN - A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN - Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today

"OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN - An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You are not sure these are jokes.
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE Somewhere, California USA
Mon Jul 6, 2009 10:39 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
rolling on the floor laughing cute
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lookin4ubabe Yakima, Washington USA
Mon Jul 6, 2009 10:41 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Love it!!
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Mon Jul 6, 2009 10:42 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
I'm not old, but I have shirts that are!
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Mon Jul 6, 2009 10:43 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
giggle
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Mon Jul 6, 2009 10:43 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
Loving the forums guys!
Very cute! thumbs up
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USThumper Central Square, New York USA
Mon Jul 6, 2009 10:43 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
I resemble those remarks, Des. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Mon Jul 6, 2009 11:26 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
desmond: "OLD" IS WHEN - Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN - Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN - A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN - Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today

"OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN - An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You are not sure these are jokes.


Bad boy. Bad, bad, bad..scold

grin
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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Mon Jul 6, 2009 11:28 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
HJFinAZ: Bad boy. Bad, bad, bad..



Hi Pat handshake cheers laugh laugh laugh
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Mon Jul 6, 2009 11:33 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
desmond: Hi Pat


Just wait a few years..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


tongue

Howdy Des..cowboy
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Jul 7, 2009 2:57 AM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
I do have to get up in the night to go pee, but don't always
feel old. wink

Hi Des sweety. How are you? hug
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BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Tue Jul 7, 2009 4:15 AM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
desmond: "OLD" IS WHEN - Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN - Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN - A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN - Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today

"OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN - An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You are not sure these are jokes.




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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pebblesbamban Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Jul 7, 2009 4:24 AM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing















help help help help
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JimNastics Kingston, New Jersey USA
Tue Jul 7, 2009 12:49 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
Old is when 'her time of the month' means her social security check is due in the mail. grin
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Jul 7, 2009 1:25 PM CST : "OLD" IS WHEN
JimNastics: Old is when 'her time of the month' means her social security check is due in the mail.


I have mine set up on direct deposit..professor

Pension check on the first, and SS on the third.dancing

The 4th & 5th are both "Muthers Day"..sigh

Have to pay this Muther & 5that Muther..dunno
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