bestbefore: Two young boys walk into the local pharmacy pick up a box of tampons and head for the counter.
The assistant asks the boy" Son how old are you?
"8 years old " replies the boy.
"Do you know what these are for young man" says the pharmacist,
" Not exactly,but they are not for me they are for him" pointing at the younger child.
"Why do you think that he would be in need of these" says the pharmacist.
" Well he's my brother and he's only 4,and on the T.V. it says if you use these you can ride a bike and swim. Right now he can't do either"
