Corey323: Is it just me or does that sound messed up?.
Feel the Force flow through you young Luke. You kow the truth.
Corey323: So on my hour drive home I decide to call this other girl Sam from the same website.?.
Well ... at least you didn't go home and cry about it to your mom.
Corey323: To make things clear I had no intention of meeting Sam,
Of COURSE you didn't. A revenge bonk couldn't have been further from your mind. You're too pure of soul for that.
Corey323: I really liked Steph.
Of course you did! Who wouldn't like their girlfriend who stuck by you for all of one day and then went out and "helped a friend with their truck" ... after all I suppose she is a qualified mechanic. You didn't kiss her on the mouth before she left did you?
Corey323: So me and Sam talked to hours after I been ditched and she made me feel so much better. So I met her a week later and fell in love with her.
Wow! You guys are suited aren't you. Rapid fire Lurve Machines, that's what you are. You are slower when it comes to sex though aren't you? I mean it's not like, "Lie DOWN, I think I love you!" two seconds of fumbling and a quick push ... SPLOOT (Sound of an explosion in a porridge factory) ... wanna a smoke?
Corey323: So the next day I told Steph im breaking up with her. She begged and pleaded for days to give her a second chance.
Yeah, well she was going to have to go back to doubles or singles. I mean there is nothing more powerful that a bull markket.
Corey323: She was so messed up I felt bad so I told her I would meet her as friends so we did.
YOU STUD! You had her BEGGIN' for it. You win.
Corey323: After I heard Stephs apology I gave in, I gave her another chance.
Uh OH! She wins, you're gonna be begging for it.
Corey323: Then I broke up with her again the next day.
Oh no, you win again.
Corey323: I felt like I murdered her.
Since you brought murder up ... If you see her behind the wheel of a car, you know not to cross the street ... don't you?
Corey323: So I expained to her that I want to date Sam and hang out with her at the same time, if she doesnt like it then walk away. So she is cool with it we hung out 3 times after that. We didnt do anything besides makeout
Now I thought you knew not to kiss this girl on the mouth. Haven't you wondered WHY it tastes salty?
Corey323: but the last time we didnt even do that cause I care about Sam.
And your care for Sam is SOOOOoooo obvious!
Corey323: I know what im doing isnt right cause im lying to Sam
YOU THINK?
Corey323: cause I told Sam ... blah blah blah ... cause my head is in a damn knot just thinking about it. I would most appreciate it.
Two options -
1. Go on Jerry Springer. They love you people.
2. Call Dr Phil ... on second thoughts, don't call Dr Phil. Why burden him.
Alternate 2. Give the poor girl that is counting on you ... Sam I think it is ... half a chance at a happy life by not seeing her anymore.