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CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
Wed Jul 8, 2009 5:54 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
Me and Sommer were awake until dawn. Believe it or not, we were dancing in the living room. Dean Martin, Eros Ramazzotti and Maná were among the ones who graced us with tunes. She's dead tired and is taking a nap.

I thought I would surprise her. Women love surprises. The bigger the better, the more unexpected, the greater the thrill, so I thought I'd elope with one of you and marry you in Las Vegas, before she wakes up.

Hurry!
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CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
Wed Jul 8, 2009 6:10 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
COWARDS!

She's not very strong, you know, she won't knock you out with a punch.
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Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Wed Jul 8, 2009 6:13 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
CaptainBeirutIII: COWARDS!

She's not very strong, you know, she won't knock you out with a punch.


Perhaps you have been lucky so far....but that punch when it comes will be a doozy! laugh
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CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
Wed Jul 8, 2009 6:27 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
You know how it is. She only needs to nudge my nuts and I'm folded double. But don't you go bloody tell her now.
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sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Jul 8, 2009 7:12 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
Why try to one-up perfection, Captain? We all know where your heart lies. wine
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CjTenorSax Atwater, Ohio USA
Wed Jul 8, 2009 7:13 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
sweetowen: Why try to one-up perfection, Captain? We all know where your heart lies.
thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
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bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
Wed Jul 8, 2009 7:19 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
CaptainBeirutIII: You know how it is. She only needs to nudge my nuts and I'm folded double. But don't you go bloody tell her now.



I think she knows wink wear your nut cup dunno
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bestbefore poole, Dorset, England UK
Wed Jul 8, 2009 7:22 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
CaptainBeirutIII: Me and Sommer were awake until dawn. Believe it or not, we were dancing in the living room. Dean Martin, Eros Ramazzotti and Maná were among the ones who graced us with tunes. She's dead tired and is taking a nap.

I thought I would surprise her. Women love surprises. The bigger the better, the more unexpected, the greater the thrill, so I thought I'd elope with one of you and marry you in Las Vegas, before she wakes up.

Hurry!


Oh!Oh! First we have body writing and Sommer didn't get the message, now it looks like the writings on the Wall! Friends of Sommer unite and kick ass!
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CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
Wed Jul 8, 2009 7:29 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
bestbefore: Oh!Oh! First we have body writing and Sommer didn't get the message, now it looks like the writings on the Wall! Friends of Sommer unite and kick ass!


I had a blast with that writing yesterday. When she woke up and had no clue there were messages all over her.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Wed Jul 8, 2009 11:31 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
Did some wonderful woman take him up on his offer? He has been missing for hours, again!
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sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Jul 8, 2009 11:35 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
Sommerauer71: Did some wonderful woman take him up on his offer? He has been missing for hours, again!


I wouldn't even attempt to fill your shoes, sommer! wink hug
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Wed Jul 8, 2009 11:38 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
I saw on the news that Prince Charles hasn't been seen all day. Hmmmmm. Maybe they are together in Vegas baby!!!!
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Wed Jul 8, 2009 11:49 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
sweetowen: I wouldn't even attempt to fill your shoes, sommer!
I left him at the pub, Owen and he said 'I'll be home soon' Yesterday, he went to the store, returned four hours later, complete with silly grin and a sheepish 'I never made it to the store´'

Today, I am not washing the glasses at all and it is not my lipstick, I only wear lipgloss! He is up to summaght that man.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Wed Jul 8, 2009 11:49 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
Big_John: I saw on the news that Prince Charles hasn't been seen all day. Hmmmmm. Maybe they are together in Vegas baby!!!!
Fabulous, so I can come to where you are and run off with you?
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Wed Jul 8, 2009 11:52 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
Sommerauer71: Fabulous, so I can come to where you are and run off with you?


I run pretty slowly, but a long way! Can you find a moving target?
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sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Jul 8, 2009 11:59 AM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
Big_John: I run pretty slowly, but a long way! Can you find a moving target?


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Wed Jul 8, 2009 12:04 PM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
CaptainBeirutIII: Me and Sommer were awake until dawn. Believe it or not, we were dancing in the living room. Dean Martin, Eros Ramazzotti and Maná were among the ones who graced us with tunes. She's dead tired and is taking a nap.

I thought I would surprise her. Women love surprises. The bigger the better, the more unexpected, the greater the thrill, so I thought I'd elope with one of you and marry you in Las Vegas, before she wakes up.

Hurry!


Never a dull moment...roll eyes

How does she put up with you...

laugh
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Wed Jul 8, 2009 12:06 PM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
Lillym: Never a dull moment...

How does she put up with you...
I just laugh Lilly, just laugh.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Wed Jul 8, 2009 12:07 PM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
Big_John: I run pretty slowly, but a long way! Can you find a moving target?
Oh I would find you John, I'd be your own little hussey.
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sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Jul 8, 2009 12:07 PM CST : Wimmin... I want to do something wild
Sommerauer71: I left him at the pub, Owen and he said 'I'll be home soon' Yesterday, he went to the store, returned four hours later, complete with silly grin and a sheepish 'I never made it to the store´'

Today, I am not washing the glasses at all and it is not my lipstick, I only wear lipgloss! He is up to summaght that man.


He deserves a 'time out'! laugh
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