Two elderly ladies were sat outside their Nursing Home having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain.
Jane reaches into her bag and pulls out a condom. She cuts the end off with her nail scissors and puts it over her cigarette and carries on smoking.
"What in the hell is that?" says Arlene.
" It's a condom,and this way my smoke keeps dry" says Jane.
"Where do you get such things?" says Arlene.
"At the local drugstore," says Jane.
Next day Arlene walks into the drugstore and asks for a packet of condoms.The chemist is a bit taken back as he knows Arlene is over 80 years old.
"What size do you want,Arlene?"
"Not really bothered " she replies." As long as it fits a Camel!"
