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nfowler nowhere, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:05 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
I can't revive the original so I had to start a new thread:

What are some awful lines you have heard or used?
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azucarmorena Atlanta, Georgia USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:10 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
nfowler: I can't revive the original so I had to start a new thread:

What are some awful lines you have heard or used?


#1
Me: So can I have some tickets?
Guy: Huh
Me: So can I have some tickets?
Guy: Tickets to what?
Me: Your gun show cool

Result: Got the number and a few drinks.


#2

Me: You have an absolutely amazing butt. I mean that thing is nice. I want to be friends with it. I wanna be on it! (line from a movie)

Result: He was blown away..bought my friends and I a bottle of champagne and took us to VIP for the rest of the night.

This is prolly why I am undateable laugh
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:13 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
Is that a gun in your pocket, or heaven on a stick.uh oh
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Roxaan Some where in Europe, Lappi Finland
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:16 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
nfowler: I can't revive the original so I had to start a new thread:

What are some awful lines you have heard or used?




Are you a Natural Blonde.....doh
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BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:17 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
What can i get for 20$....grin
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:25 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
i like you soooooo much that i wanna make you my next ex-wife !!!


hasnt worked so well for me yet..... maybe its cause i aint rich????


confused
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bestat45 saint john, New Brunswick Canada
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:27 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: i like you soooooo much that i wanna make you my next ex-wife !!!hasnt worked so well for me yet..... maybe its cause i aint rich????
that could be the reasonlaugh
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SuzyJ The Hague, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:29 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
nfowler: I can't revive the original so I had to start a new thread:

What are some awful lines you have heard or used?


Anything relating to heaven is always a killer to me...references to angels and stars in eyes etc....do me a favour!

Know what? If someone knows me a respectable amount and then says something like that I can somehow believe its geniune so its ok, but if Im a complete stranger to you do not insult me by giving over the top flattery...its just boring...
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:46 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
bestat45: that could be the reason


yeah it either that or my rep is finally taking off !!!!!

my vote is with option #2... cause im just THAT swell of a guy !!!


head banger head banger head banger
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:49 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
SuzyJ: Anything relating to heaven is always a killer to me...references to angels and stars in eyes etc....do me a favour!

Know what? If someone knows me a respectable amount and then says something like that I can somehow believe its geniune so its ok, but if Im a complete stranger to you do not insult me by giving over the top flattery...its just boring...



not even if he told you that he had an angel visit him and tell him that you were the woman of his dreams and it was your destiny to meet and fly off together into the sunset?????


i mean, how can you argue with that????

what if the angel had horns, a long red tail and walked around with a pitch fork?????


devil devil devil
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BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:58 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
show me yours and ill show you mine...grin
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goodfriend glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:59 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
BOBANBOBAN: show me yours and ill show you mine...


I hope thats smile's you are talking about B..grin
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SuzyJ The Hague, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:02 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: not even if he told you that he had an angel visit him and tell him that you were the woman of his dreams and it was your destiny to meet and fly off together into the sunset?????i mean, how can you argue with that????

what if the angel had horns, a long red tail and walked around with a pitch fork?????


If anyone said that to me I'd be like this:

rolling on the floor laughing
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Ciano Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:05 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
ur fat u want some exercise
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BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:05 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
goodfriend: I hope thats smile's you are talking about B..


but...of course....what els

liar liar liar liar
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:06 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
Wanna fuck??....angel
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tgwstw Cork, Cork Ireland
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:06 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
How about.....
"You're in luck, I've decided to go Ugly, early."

Oh best one I encountered, guy floors random girls drink.
Then says something to this effect "Well I'd be waiting all night to buy you another one."
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:06 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
SuzyJ: If anyone said that to me I'd be like this:



yeah.. but the question is: what would you say after you got up and regained your composure??




BTW.... did i tell you what happened to me last night????...it was pretty amazing....

.... i had this angel come up to me while i was sleeping and he said ....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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goodfriend glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:07 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
BOBANBOBAN: but...of course....what els


Och Aye patter merchant and whit a hooter ye huv..laugh wave
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pretty79 Frederiksberg, Frederiksberg Denmark
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:12 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
Lagoona22: Wanna fuck??....

wanna Bonk todaydevil
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