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SuzyJ The Hague, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:18 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
tgwstw: How about.....
"You're in luck, I've decided to go Ugly, early."

Oh best one I encountered, guy floors random girls drink.
Then says something to this effect "Well I'd be waiting all night to buy you another one."


rolling on the floor laughing that ones not bad at all grin things like that work with me cos its cheeky and makes me laugh grin

Like it!
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SuzyJ The Hague, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:19 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: yeah.. but the question is: what would you say after you got up and regained your composure??

BTW.... did i tell you what happened to me last night????...it was pretty amazing....

.... i had this angel come up to me while i was sleeping and he said ....


I dont know man...rolling on the floor laughing I never had a guy still standin there by the time I finished laughing at him grin
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:21 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
SuzyJ: I dont know man... I never had a guy still standin there by the time I finished laughing at him


well obviously he wasnt drunk enough !!!!!

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tunzrok Windsor, Ontario Canada
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:25 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
Ciano: ur fat u want some exercise


Nope don't think I that one would work rolling on the floor laughing
In fact I would run after using that one laugh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:25 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
Cheesy pick up line?confused .....

idea"Hey baby! You want to share some Nachos at my place....afterward we can play with a can of Cheesewiz" grin
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chococherrie78 samarinda Indonesia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:25 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
is that ur gun?or are u happy to see me?blushing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:30 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
chococherrie78: is that ur gun?or are u happy to see me?


That was my can of Cheesewiz!rolling on the floor laughing
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:33 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
chococherrie78: is that ur gun?or are u happy to see me?



its a gun !!!!


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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:34 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: its a gun !!!!


I bet its load for bear too!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:35 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
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chococherrie78 samarinda Indonesia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:35 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
RillyNiceGuy: That was my can of Cheesewiz!
why would u keep cheese in ur pants?
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chococherrie78 samarinda Indonesia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:36 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: its a gun !!!!
smallest gun i have ever seen?mm hitec!hug
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:36 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
RillyNiceGuy: That was my can of Cheesewiz!
Oh gosh............I hope it didnt pre-wiz uh oh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:39 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
chococherrie78: why would u keep cheese in ur pants?


You never know when you might meet a tasty looking little thing that needs to be nibbled on!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:40 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
chococherrie78: smallest gun i have ever seen?mm hitec!



you are only seeing the handle.... !!!

her name is Colt Anaconda !!!!

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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:40 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
sxc666: Oh gosh............I hope it didnt pre-wiz
I keep a cap on it just in case it does.professor
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:41 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
RillyNiceGuy: I bet its load for bear too!


rhino....i got some really hot loads for it....

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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:44 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: rhino....i got some really hot loads for it....


Be careful! You could blow the butt of a young chicken with a thing like that.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:46 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
RillyNiceGuy: Be careful! You could blow the butt of a young chicken with a thing like that.



dont think there'd be much left of the chicken regardless of where i hit it !!!!!


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chococherrie78 samarinda Indonesia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:48 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
RillyNiceGuy: You never know when you might meet a tasty looking little thing that needs to be nibbled on!
not into cheese ballS!
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