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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:49 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: dont think there'd be much left of the chicken regardless of where i hit it !!!!!


rolling on the floor laughing

I am off to work now!

Don't polish you gun too often you'll wear it out.rolling on the floor laughing
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chococherrie78 samarinda Indonesia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:49 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: you are only seeing the handle.... !!!

her name is Colt Anaconda !!!!
poor u! must be difficult to get sumthing that big up!yawn
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ContraryCol crawley, West Sussex, England UK
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:54 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
More than once ive been out having a few beers with the lads and ive got chatting to some pretty women by shouting loudly over at her in the street "Oi,I can't whistle".
It usually makes them giggle at least.
wink
yay
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:55 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
chococherrie78: poor u! must be difficult to get sumthing that big up!


actually quite the contrary... trouble is keeping it down !!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


its damn near impossible !!!

cool
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:56 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
chococherrie78: not into cheese ballS!


I like it because it has a nice can to look at.....I like a nice can.grin
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:56 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
RillyNiceGuy: I am off to work now!

Don't polish you gun too often you'll wear it out.


roger that... dont work too hard....im off to the gym !!!

peace

cool
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chococherrie78 samarinda Indonesia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:57 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: actually quite the contrary... trouble is keeping it down !!!! its damn near impossible !!!
well how big is the billets then
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chococherrie78 samarinda Indonesia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:58 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: roger that... dont work too hard....im off to the gym !!!
peace and quiet! thank the good Lord,cudnt take the sound of that gun going off!
peace
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:00 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
chococherrie78: well how big is the billets then



billets?????confused confused confused


do you mean bullets?????

dunno
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chococherrie78 samarinda Indonesia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:17 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: billets????? do you mean bullets?????
typo blushing
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seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:33 AM CST : cheesy pick up lines
chococherrie78: typo


lol.....

.44 Mag if that means anything to you!!!!

head banger
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SuzyJ The Hague, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Thu Jul 9, 2009 12:15 PM CST : cheesy pick up lines
Got a new one, some dude called Wagfun (the name says it all right?) just sent me a flower with the line:

''i would like to fuck you''

thats pretty lame, unimaginative and just generally not my style...

try harder next time waggy boy scold


yawn
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shy_boy_1123 Somewhere, Connecticut USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:27 PM CST : cheesy pick up lines
In a sonorous Sylvester Stalone voice: " Hey, Hey Yo Female!"
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tgwstw Cork, Cork Ireland
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:29 PM CST : cheesy pick up lines
"How's your belly for a lodger?"
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bestat45 saint john, New Brunswick Canada
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:42 PM CST : cheesy pick up lines
seekndestroy: yeah it either that or my rep is finally taking off !!!!!

my vote is with option #2... cause im just THAT swell of a guy !!!


ah you aren't so bad despite the cheesy linelaugh you and the other MCP, not quite as tough as you project.laugh , but, i don't want to burst your bubble, so carry on.handshake
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Kattsrose Portsmouth, New Hampshire USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:53 PM CST : cheesy pick up lines
"You've been watching me all night and you know, It's getting pretty annoying.

BUT...

Just this once I'll come home with you just so you can get it out of your system.

No need to thank me. Your satisfaction will be thanks enough."
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shy_boy_1123 Somewhere, Connecticut USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:46 PM CST : cheesy pick up lines
Haaa. This is a classic one. Ask a girl for the time. "10:30? So today is July 9th, 2009, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you." rolling on the floor laughing
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bosmike melrose, Massachusetts USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:48 PM CST : cheesy pick up lines
I KNOW this had to be said: "What is your sign?"
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nfowler nowhere, Washington USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 9:06 PM CST : cheesy pick up lines
SuzyJ: Got a new one, some dude called Wagfun (the name says it all right?) just sent me a flower with the line:

''i would like to fuck you''

thats pretty lame, unimaginative and just generally not my style...

try harder next time waggy boy
what's a lady like you doing in a thread like this...sorry I had to say itdoh
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nana_3 colorado springs, Colorado USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 11:16 PM CST : cheesy pick up lines
RillyNiceGuy: I am off to work now!

Don't polish you gun too often you'll wear it out.


thats actually not true. lol. i cleaned my m-16 everday if not more so. no matter how often i cleaned it i always found dirt on that thing. i dont know how. i never let the damn thing touch the ground...dunno
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