Test for Dementia

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Snuggs09 Livingston, New Jersey USA
Test for Dementia


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....


First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?







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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?


Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)


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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you?



Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another1000.. Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....






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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


If you don't believe it, check it with a calcul ator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?









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Did you Answer Nunu? NO!

Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary.

Read the question again!






Okay, now the bonus round:

Amute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?











He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.





Now didn't this little quiz make you feel better?



wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Mother...can I have a drink of water?rolling on the floor laughing



jwildcat Paris, Kentucky USA
I failed miserably.

I know of a few job professions where this test should be mandatory for employment though.
hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
I got half right and half wrong!rolling on the floor laughing devil
Laura25 Somewhere, New York USA
Failed #2 and #3.


Thanks for the laugh...


'morning Snuggs rose



nfowler nowhere, Washington USA
moping I am still not certain if I have dementia



Snuggs09 Livingston, New Jersey USA
Laura25: Failed #2 and #3.Thanks for the laugh... 'morning Snuggs


Morning Laura. How are you hug
RDM59 Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
wave Hi Snugs,

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)


The last person could be lapped by any amount of people in the race. Anyway, I failed on the "Mary" one, doh grin
morgan5 somewhere sunny , Canarias Spain
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I was hopeless, Gary only got one wrongroll eyes



Snuggs09 Livingston, New Jersey USA
I can't remember (dementia laugh ) but I think the first time I did it I probably got all of them wrong.

Even though you get them wrong it does make you laugh at yourself.....at least I did.

Hi RD wave ... there can only be "one" last RD

Hi Morgan wave Hooray for Garythumbs up
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Oh dear......I got them all right, but then I am insane and being insane probably helps! moping
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
RobertC2: Oh dear......I got them all right, but then I am insane and being insane probably helps!


I don't suffer from insanity, I thrive on it..yay
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
I only got the first one wrong. And the only reason I got the math one right is because I suck so bad at math that I had to do it by adding up the thousands first, then the other numbers. laugh
USThumper Central Square, New York USA
nfowler: I am still not certain if I have dementia
If your voices are still there, ask them. They should know.cheers



wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
I'm doomed!!!blues



Snuggs09 Livingston, New Jersey USA
wixomwizard: I'm doomed!!!


Which one did you miss Wix?
RDM59 Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
idea ............. confused dunno errrr, forgot what I wanted to say frustrated
pesh121 Manila, Quezon City Philippines
thanks snuggs..i was hopeless and was laughing at myself



wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Snuggs09: Which one did you miss Wix?


Wrong question...which one did I get? I was just waking up.rolling on the floor laughing
Hmmm, missed every damn one of them! Too early in the morning! Have to let the brain warm up first...kind of like a jet engine! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That's my excuse, and I'm sticking with it! rolling on the floor laughing




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