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sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:17 PM CST : Sunbathing
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:19 PM CST : Sunbathing
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:28 PM CST : Sunbathing
sweetowen: A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."


Ouch!

But for YOU, sweet lady, tip hat lips
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE Somewhere, California USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:29 PM CST : Sunbathing
rolling on the floor laughing
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lifeis2good77 brooks,alberta, Alberta Canada
Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:33 PM CST : Sunbathing
bowing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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gopi59 limassol, Limassol Cyprus
Thu Jul 9, 2009 2:01 PM CST : Sunbathing
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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justadawg lubbock, Texas USA
Thu Jul 9, 2009 2:23 PM CST : Sunbathing
sweetowen: A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing u bad girldrinking drinking wine
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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
Thu Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM CST : Sunbathing
sweetowen: A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."


laugh Clever and funny...
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RDM59 Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Thu Jul 9, 2009 2:30 PM CST : Sunbathing
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing very good.
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BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Thu Jul 9, 2009 2:31 PM CST : Sunbathing
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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DreamWhisper London, Berkshire, England UK
Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:47 PM CST : Sunbathing
rolling on the floor laughing hahahahahah
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:51 PM CST : Sunbathing
sweetowen: A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."


giggle Tee hee!!!

thumbs up
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goddess2009 Sioux Lookout, Ontario Canada
Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:52 PM CST : Sunbathing
OMG.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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