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I've changed my mind and I think I will become a priest and give up woman and sex! Anybody know how I can do that and continue to fish, play golf and travel?

Live on another planet ...

....No problem my Friend...Hey I can dish the 'crap' out...but I can take the 'crap' being thrown back at me too,not a problem ...!...And if you 'trip me up'...I will laugh the loudest Okay.....



J.D

Ohhh hell... You mean I said all that for nothin...

...... .....'Yep'............

J.D...M.C.P

Hey! That's right!! You massaged my size 10 1/2 clown feet!!

Any better at back rubs?

All over body massages...

I am great at back rubs but i will concede to Casey...

Yes, I don't have to lie to women...

Well... not sure if a certain someone else (not on here) would like that too much, Ken...

Dude... You didn't tell her a lie but the truth... I just can't believe you did though... Not that I'm saying you have to lie either ok... Why do I get the feeling you do not have a clue what I'm talking about ...

Oh yeah...i think there is.

To be honest, I don't care what you are talking about.

The reference about the massage was in a previous thread a while ago.

So maybe instead of passing smart-ass judgements, you need to get a clue yourself....dude

C, Ken & I go way back. He did give me & many other women on here "cyber" foot rubs. And they were to DIE FOR!!

What say I?...I say just about all my relationships have been both categories, I am a very romantic man and I love crazy sex, always have...and always will. My problem is I have not found a woman that has had the two same categories....I did when I was younger, but I was to stupid, thinking I was going to be the next big rock and roll star, so thats why I'm on CS acting like a lonely moran, and I am, I have not had sex in ten years, still need/ want it twice a day, still like petite thin ladys ( I see them every day at the store/mall ) OK.....I'm done. WTF say you? OH...so now all you CS ladys know where I'm coming from..I don't expect much of a reply..I have not got any before, and you know... I could GAF

I did not mean to stop the thread, It just hit a soft spot in me, because I consider myself to be a caring, loving and very romantic man...who loves lots of loving AND wild sex. It just pissed me off wondering how many women are looking for a man like me, and here I am behind my laptop

Ahhh... You missed it too... He said he was getting tired while giving the massage... What did you all think I was saying ???

Whoa... You definitely misunderstood me ... I didn't mean to upset you... Sorry...

Before I can answer this efectively, please tell me a bit more about the wild, crazy sex part....

Ok... Monkeys and Parrots...We need the Pirates..... With one -eyed....