Thursday's Chuckle Time.

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bestbefore poole, Dorset, England UK
3 men were out hiking in the forest when they came across a river in full flood.

Needing to get across to the other side ,the 1st man prayed to God to give him the strength to cross over.

Poof and God gave him strong arms and legs to swim across.It took him nearly 2 hours and he almost drowned twice.

The 2nd man prayed to God to give him the strength and tools to make a boat.

Poof and God had provided the tools and strength to make a boat.It took him over an hour to row across, and he nearly capsized twice.

The 3rd man prays to God and asks for strength ,tools and the intelligence to cross the swollen river.

Poof and God turned the 3rd man into a woman.She checked the map,hiked 100 metres up river and walked across the bridge.rolling on the floor laughing
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up Good one, BB!




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