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No but I heard of a man who put his pecker in one.He wasnt satisfied with the suction power so he took the hose of.
Well you can imagine what happened.
Its like a selfinduced bobbit story.

Morning Rod I read yesterday that you received a promotion as Chief Editor.

Fantastic. Congratulations

Nope but Ive put the vacuum somewhere else.

Chief editor of what? Vacuum Porn Magazine?

Thanks saturday things are gonna be finalized,it's a co position and it dont get paid too much but I love to be in control.

No the last chief got fired cos of too much porn...

To set the record straight its not a porn or a dirty magazine.


Its just that a lotta people think sex sells but we turned a new leaf and go back to the basics.

sounds like porn to me!

Ssssh, I have taken the plug off the vacumn cleaner. I shall enjoy watching get his tool box out and wondering why it does not work.

Don't tell him, will ya'll?

I'm impressed that he'll find out it doesn't work! That means that he actually would pull it out of the closet and plan to use it!

The vaccum cleaner will suck your brains out. Oh, that is what happened, sorry.

Actually in all fairness, C'tain is a very neat and tidy person. Only when I arrive with shoes, luggage, creams, potions, it begins to look untidy.

Lady, you sound like you have been through the mill a tad, with all that dental work... Poor thing, I feel for you, I cracked my tooth on a dodgem car a few years ago and I had an implant, I was grabbing anything that hurt more, my nipple, anything.

Well I cant help how your assertive mind works

I tried but failed so to speak.

Our magazine is one that promotes freedom and is educational not SEXUAL

Damnit why am I trying to convince YOU?

I hope no 8 or 10 year old kid reads this and thinks it's a really cool idea. Seeing as it was proposed by an "adult" it must work, so he/she sticks a vacuum cleaner hose to his/her ear and turns it on. POP goes the eardrum.

Hey Cap'n......Oh, you brought back some bad memories.

I used to have 7 hamsters in 2 large cages some years back. Used to clean out their cages once a week. I'd sometimes get lazy and not empty the cage of the hamsters prior to vacuuming out the crap. I had a central vacuuming system. All vacuumed stuff would be sucked through the hose which went into the wall and came out in a large storage container in the garage.

Well......I guess you can probably see where the story is going. Little hammy was there one minute and gone the next. I started screaming into the end of the hose. My husband - at the time - ran in and yelled, 'Well, shut the damn thing off'...und I did.

We trudged out to the garage and opened the storage container and there was little hammy, a very quiet unmoving hammy. We (well he) put it into a plastic bag and put it in a corner of the garage to wait for garbage day. The next day, out of guilt I went to look in the bag and little hammy was alive. He must have just been knocked out. He seemed fine, but for a little limp. I put him back in the hamster cage. Unfortunately he died a few days later.

I have a hamster and a guinea pig now. I don't vacuum their cages.

I hope they don't read the anal sex threads, the tattoo and piercing threads and I sure as hope to God they don't read the religious ones.

Hallo Oooby.

Oh, Imma, I am sorry, I am laughing.

Actually, I had a friend who had guinea pigs, and she told me that they need human contact. Is this correct?

Yeah, everything seems to be falling apart lately. I guess my warranty has expired!

Hey Lovely.....Yes, yes, yes...they do. My little one, named Harry (although female) loves to have her nose petted and will scream at me until I do. My hamster on the other hand is very aggressive and I am a bit afraid of her.