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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:00 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
About the only thing I do with a vacuum is watch the maids use one. I lie... I need to vacuum the RV today.
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Medsummer09 Cap D'Ail-Monaco, Provence-Alpes-Cote dAzur France
Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:20 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
ooby_dooby: I hope no 8 or 10 year old kid reads this and thinks it's a really cool idea. Seeing as it was proposed by an "adult" it must work, so he/she sticks a vacuum cleaner hose to his/her ear and turns it on. POP goes the eardrum.


Agree with that one. It used to be that most household vacuums were junk. But the newer ones do have much better suction.
In the unlikely event someone did make a good seal on the ear it will be goodbye to their eardrum.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:23 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
immanuelle: Hey Lovely.....Yes, yes, yes...they do. My little one, named Harry (although female) loves to have her nose petted and will scream at me until I do. My hamster on the other hand is very aggressive and I am a bit afraid of her.
Yes, she made me hug him and hold him and intially I was a bit wary, but I could not help but fall in love. She, just snuggled into my arms, and that was it, I was smitten.

Scary, that hanster of yours!
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:28 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
Ouch, ow, owie, youch, yow, yowch.... okay I have the vacuum on there; how do I get it off?
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:32 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
Big_John: Ouch, ow, owie, youch, yow, yowch.... okay I have the vacuum on there; how do I get it off?
Where? On your ear?
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bestbefore poole, Dorset, England UK
Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:33 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
Big_John: About the only thing I do with a vacuum is watch the maids use one. I lie... I need to vacuum the RV today.



Need a Molly Maid?
I,m free!
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:07 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
bestbefore: Need a Molly Maid?
I,m free!


I wish I had one here in South Dakota. I hate taking time to clean when there are so many beautiful and wonderful things that are available.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:09 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
bestbefore: Need a Molly Maid?
I,m free!
A molly maid? Fantastic. I want to be one of those...
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:29 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
Sommerauer71: A molly maid? Fantastic. I want to be one of those...


Can you be in South Dakota or Wyoming soon?
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bestbefore poole, Dorset, England UK
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:48 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
Sommerauer71: A molly maid? Fantastic. I want to be one of those...



Join the queue! Age before beauty I think,don't you!rolling on the floor laughing
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:51 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
I hate vacuuming....mumbling
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BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:52 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
mbcasey: I hate vacuuming....


most men do......and almost ecery time i take a nape...there is my mother..ta ..da...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafrustrated
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bestbefore poole, Dorset, England UK
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:55 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
BOBANBOBAN: most men do......and almost ecery time i take a nape...there is my mother..ta ..da...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


You should change your name to Dracula A nape is part of the neck.Did you mean nap,you lovely man!
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:56 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
bestbefore: Join the queue! Age before beauty I think,don't you!
Well, if I look like you when I am 69, I would be one happy lady.
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bestbefore poole, Dorset, England UK
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:58 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
Sommerauer71: Well, if I look like you when I am 69, I would be one happy lady.


On second thought's I can't compete with you so I'll withdraw my offer to B.J. Thanks for the compliment anyway.hug
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:05 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
bestbefore: On second thought's I can't compete with you so I'll withdraw my offer to B.J. Thanks for the compliment anyway.
Oh no, as much as I adore John, I have one man and that is enough for me...

So no competition is set from me.

It's true, you, Snugs, Ladyfingers, are all stunning looking ladies.
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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:33 AM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
CaptainBeirutIII: Or to your nose? Surely when you hear about these kids who get a dry pea stuck up their nose, or inside their ear, you need not take them to the doctor, why not vacuum it out?

All I do with the vacuum is to, er, vacuum with it. But it seems a great waste to buy something for a couple of hundred and then only use it once every year, on the day before Christmas. There must be loads of things to use it for.

I wonder if anyone’s used it as a wanking device?
On/off really fast, on and off, and you might have the mistress of your lifetime.

What more could you use a vaccuum for?


Vaccuum confused
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Apostophe Boksburg, Johannesburg South Africa
Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:52 PM CST : Have you ever tried to put the end of a vacuum hose to your ear with full blast on?
I have never tried to suck my brain out.
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